I like you, Lois. You're just like a man. You think with your nuts.
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Now you listen to me. I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground floors. And I don't want to get married *ever* to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do.
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes.
We all dream of being a child again, even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all.
Five martinis, please. Just line them up right here.
All me life flashed before me eyes. It was really borin'.
I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichenstein.
Otto: You pompous stuck-up snot-nosed giant English twerp fuckface shithead dildo asshole!
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian.
Otto: You're the vulgarian, you FUCK!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.