The teaser sequence made it quite clear that I wouldn't be able to stand a full 90 minutes of it.
That's how I felt about The Tuxedo, which begins with a deer peeing in a river. Unfortunately, I stayed for the whole thing.
Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
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Polter-Cow - Sep 02, 2005 7:32:23 am PDT #7075 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Gris - Sep 02, 2005 7:41:53 am PDT #7076 of 10002
Hey. New board.
200 all time lowest ranked movies at Metacritic
It's fascinating. Only one Highlander movie is on there, though: Endgame (which one is that?)
Tom Scola - Sep 02, 2005 7:45:36 am PDT #7077 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Only one Highlander movie is on there, though: Endgame
Their list of movies prior to 1999 is incomplete.
§ ita § - Sep 02, 2005 7:47:21 am PDT #7078 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, see -- Half Baked was so much fun! Not bad. Pfft. Silly people.
The Highlander: Endgame thing is unfair. I think they should have entered Highlander 2 into their database, because that's just misleading.
Gris - Sep 02, 2005 7:49:43 am PDT #7079 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Their list of movies prior to 1999 is incomplete.
Ah, right. Sorry. I didn't know when Highlander movies came out. Never interested me.
tommyrot - Sep 02, 2005 7:51:01 am PDT #7080 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I didn't know when Highlander movies came out. Never interested me.
Me too. All I know of Highlander is... There can be only one.
Except later on that wasn't true?
Gris - Sep 02, 2005 7:53:21 am PDT #7081 of 10002
Hey. New board.
I hear there's immortals and swords involved.
And yet, still, I'm not interested. Why, I don't know, because immortals? Swords? My kind of thing.
§ ita § - Sep 02, 2005 7:53:40 am PDT #7082 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In the end there can be only one. Meanwhile there are scads.
In the end-end, there will probably be none.
Still, it's catchy.
tommyrot - Sep 02, 2005 7:54:27 am PDT #7083 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And yet, still, I'm not interested. Why, I don't know, because immortals? Swords? My kind of thing.
My understanding is that the immortals were annoying....
Jessica - Sep 02, 2005 7:56:27 am PDT #7084 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Review/plot synopsis of Highlander 2: The Quickening from MoviePoopShoot.com. Swallow food before reading.