My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out buddy.

Ah, perfect! Yes, I knew Hawkeye is big into the Groucho and that MASH frequently borrowed from it. That's why I wanted to see. Still, how weird is it that Kathy posted that quote a few seconds before I heard a tribute to it on the show?

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please, start talking at the sound of the beep.

Big S, small a, small n, big D, small e, big E, and a star.

Thanks for lunch and the enema!

"Check the probate. My Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink a lot of water."

"Not PROSTATE, you idiot--probate!"

I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's *holding* her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect.

And cancel Christmas!

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."