Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.

'Out Of Gas'


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§ ita § - Aug 18, 2005 11:06:15 am PDT #6566 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Charlize has a perfectly slow and threatening yet female voice, but her physicality doesn't work for me. Extensive FX not helping.


Gris - Aug 18, 2005 11:12:21 am PDT #6567 of 10002
Hey. New board.

(shrug) I'm neutral on that trailer. It looks pretty cool in lots of ways (I did like the cartoon, complete lack of understanding aside), but I see your point, ita, about her physicality.

I guess i'll decide come December.


Glamcookie - Aug 18, 2005 11:16:21 am PDT #6568 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Loved the cartoon. Am "eh" on the live action.


Strega - Aug 18, 2005 11:18:57 am PDT #6569 of 10002

That doesn't look nearly funny enough. Not that I really expected them to do a 90-minute shaggy dog story, but... they should have. Just for me.


Kalshane - Aug 18, 2005 11:21:15 am PDT #6570 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Yeah, the FX are too much. There's stretching believability and there's shattering it into little tiny pieces. When something is live-action, I need some kind of acceptable premis to explain people doing super-human things or it else it just takes me right out of it. I'm much forgiving with animation, though I'm not sure why beyond the fact that it's "less real."


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2005 11:23:09 am PDT #6571 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need some kind of acceptable premis to explain people doing super-human things or it else it just takes me right out of it

Me too. Although "Hong Kong" is acceptable to me.

Maybe that's the last city! Hong K...nah, doesn't fix things.


beekaytee - Aug 18, 2005 11:54:01 am PDT #6572 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

The first scene's fx screamed X-Men on the Statue of Liberty to me.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2005 11:58:50 am PDT #6573 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was Underworld to me.


Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2005 12:12:11 pm PDT #6574 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It was Underworld to me.

That's what it was!

It looks cool enough, but I'm easily pleased when things are blowing up.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 18, 2005 1:05:09 pm PDT #6575 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

At least most of Underworld made a sort of sense once you accepted vampires and werewolves with superhuman powers. (Though I still wonder what kind of magic allows you to support multiple 500 lb.-plus monsters from ceiling plaster in rat-trap tenements...)