I kinda liked Bringing Down the House.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
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ChiKat - Aug 18, 2005 8:26:15 am PDT #6548 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
bon bon - Aug 18, 2005 8:28:10 am PDT #6549 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
All of those movies could be profitable, but that doesn't mean the studio didn't tentpole it for a reason.
erikaj - Aug 18, 2005 8:29:56 am PDT #6550 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
It was fun enough...I chuckled a few times.
§ ita § - Aug 18, 2005 8:32:54 am PDT #6551 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
All of those movies could be profitable
But as a star vehicle, I don't know if you can consider it failed if it's the second highest grossing vehicle ever for either of the leads (and it's not like you can chalk Chicago up to QL). The other movies you listed did markedly less well.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 18, 2005 8:42:54 am PDT #6552 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, it's being made with the same kind of motion-capture animation that was used in Polar Express. I think I may be staying away from this one.
To be fair, a story about fear-haunted Germanic villagers watching their population get picked off nightly one-by-one at the hands of a freakish monstrosity might be a bit more forgiving of the Uncanny Valley phenomenon than one about kids travelling with Tom Hanks to Santa's Workshop.
Your childhood experience with department store Santas may vary.
DawnK - Aug 18, 2005 8:50:16 am PDT #6553 of 10002
giraffe mode
Matt, you have a point, but for me it made the film almost unwatchable. I couldn't look at the faces, so even though the story is more fitting, it's still probably not gonna work for me personally.
bon bon - Aug 18, 2005 8:53:36 am PDT #6554 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I don't consider those movies failed; just the perception of it when a studio is scheduling its openings. I didn't see it, but it looked like a "disastrous star vehicle" from the trailers, and I am assuming it looked that way to the studio, too. I could be wrong, I just picked movies that fit my claim from the last couple years of March releases. I left out a few that didn't fit in.
FTR, I would dispute that it made back its budget that quickly, since the marketing budget probably doubled the reported budget. But I am surprised at how successful it was overall.
Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2005 8:54:15 am PDT #6555 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I kinda liked Bringing Down the House.
We went to the dollar theater to see Bringing Down the House and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I thought the former would suck and the latter would be funny and enjoyable. I got it backwards.
Vonnie K - Aug 18, 2005 8:58:23 am PDT #6556 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Carrot top got buff! The pictures are pretty fucking frightening. Not sure why I'm posting the link here, except I feel compelled to share the horror.
Steph L. - Aug 18, 2005 8:59:25 am PDT #6557 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I will NEVER click on that link.
Join me, my like-minded friends....