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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Polter-Cow - Aug 14, 2005 5:28:47 am PDT #6470 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The only movie in there that I actually like is "The Usual Suspects," and I absolutely love that one. I also don't hate "Tommy Boy" - it's not allowed, as a male member of my generation.

I like North and love Stargate. And I didn't think Constantine was that bad.

I finally saw The Breakfast Club. It was good. I also finally saw Léon. The cut scenes were easy to identify by their total and utter inappropriateness. Very nice. Great movie. This time, I noticed Besson's use of light. Which was very cool.


Lyra Jane - Aug 14, 2005 7:04:34 am PDT #6471 of 10002
Up with the sun

We're watching Constantine. This is a terrible movie.

It wasn't a great movie, but I thought it had some good imagery, a few good performances (Tilda, especially) and an interesting premise. It didn't bore me, which is what makes me decide a movie is terrible.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 14, 2005 7:24:13 am PDT #6472 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think it's actually a reasonably good genre movie IF you're completely unfamiliar with the source material (aside from a couple of missteps like InbredHick!Satan and Exposition Lad). They should have just renamed Keanu's character something besides John Constantine and all would have been well.


erikaj - Aug 14, 2005 12:50:50 pm PDT #6473 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I have a soft spot for "Tommy Boy" and I'm not sure why. It's not like I could defend it artistically or anything...it's kind of ridiculous. But still somehow, I am hurt to find it on anybody's "Worst Ever" list, even Roger "I'm Sophisticated Till the Tits Pop Out" Ebert.


Sean K - Aug 15, 2005 7:42:28 am PDT #6474 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have a soft spot for "Tommy Boy" and I'm not sure why.

"Fat guy in a little coat...."


erikaj - Aug 15, 2005 7:45:42 am PDT #6475 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Something like that.


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2005 7:47:44 am PDT #6476 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have a soft spot for "Tommy Boy" and I'm not sure why.

"Fat guy in a little coat...."

The Carpenters singalong.


Sean K - Aug 15, 2005 7:50:33 am PDT #6477 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Damn, I miss Chris Farley.

He and David Spade weren't necessarily the calibre of other classic comedy duos, but the really worked well together.

Edit: Is "caliber" an accepted American spelling? It didn't look right, so I changed it. Maybe I've just been reading ita's spellings too long.

Of course, now "calibre" doesn't look right either.


erikaj - Aug 15, 2005 7:51:02 am PDT #6478 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, yeah, definitely that.


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2005 7:55:16 am PDT #6479 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

He and David Spade weren't necessarily the caliber of other classic comedy duos, but the really worked well together.

Also Chris Farley and Adam Sandler -- it least in the SNL "Hurlihy Boy" sketches.

"For the love of God, and all things holy -- LET THE BOY BE YOUR DOG!!!"