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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 09, 2005 9:53:52 am PDT #6436 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I may be talking through my hat, but my impression of Tilda Swinton is that hell would freeze over before she'd undergo plastic surgery to accommodate Hollywood appearance issues.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2005 8:45:46 pm PDT #6437 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Meta about Grimm:

Twelve Monkeys director Terry Gilliam is furious with movie moguls Harvey Weinstein and Bob Weinstein for scrapping his ideas and undermining his authority during filming of his new Matt Damon movie The Brothers Grimm. The powerful pair first ditched Gilliam's plans to cast Samantha Morton in the lead role in favor of lesser known actress Lena Headey, and then further enraged the former Monty Python star by sacking his cinematographer Nicola Pecorini for working too slowly. Tensions escalated to the extent that Gilliam refused to shoot for two weeks as he was so staggered by what he viewed as the Weinsteins' constant interference. He fumes, "I'm used to riding roughshod over executives, but the Weinsteins rode roughshod over me." But Bob Weinstein insists, "Any film involves the making of 10,000 decisions. If you only concentrate on the few we had issues with, you ignore the 9,997 we left to totally to Terry."


Jim - Aug 09, 2005 11:11:06 pm PDT #6438 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

It looks a little close to a sensitive First Worlder cliché to me

If it's close to the book, it's more like a furious, rage-obsessed first worlder. It's not Le Carre's best book by a long way, but there's a definite sense of a writer rediscovering his sense of outrage at the way pharmaceuticals operate.


DavidS - Aug 10, 2005 1:43:01 pm PDT #6439 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David Edelstein, also notes Jessica Lange's face (not unkindly) in his review of Broken Flowers:

Lange plays Carmen, an animal therapist, apparently in hiding from the verbal deception of humans and protected by a hotcha (lesbian?) guard-dog receptionist (Chloe Sevigny). It's a troubling sequence, made more troubling by the way in which Lange has aged. I'm afraid it has come to this with regard to actresses these days: You think, "Nature? Cosmetic surgery? Bad cosmetic surgery?" Only her plastic surgeon knows for sure. But until we have sexual parity (Why should Murray be credible with Julie Fucking Delphy?), we're going to have to grapple with the problem of great actresses whose faces have gone slightly haywire. It's not an issue for the still-youngish Tilda Swinton, whose rural biker-chick Penny is an essay in rage. Her encounter with Murray's Don is ferociously brief.

He also says:

This is the crowning performance in what I call Bill Murray's Loneliness Trilogy, which consists of Broken Flowers, Lost in Translation, and The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. In his melancholy, he's funny; in his funniness, he's at sea: The ironic hipster clown has become God's loneliest man.

Hmmmm. I would've put Rushmore instead of Zissou on that last, but that may be less thematically apt since he does connect (ultimately) with people in Rushmore. But I have been thinking of Broken Flowers as part of a Late Bill Murray Period series.


Sean K - Aug 10, 2005 3:12:25 pm PDT #6440 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

part of a Late Bill Murray Period series.

I've always loved Bill Murray, which has sometimes seemed to put me in a very small minority, but his Late Period has really taken him to a whole new level, I think.

In the future, I believe Murray, particularly in his Late Period, will be used as a text book definition of pathos in acting.


Nicole - Aug 10, 2005 4:42:57 pm PDT #6441 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

I the future

Seany is the future.

Cool.

I've always loved Bill Murray

Gods, yes. I think Stripes was the point of no return for me.


Sean K - Aug 10, 2005 4:57:43 pm PDT #6442 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I the future

Seany is the future.

Hee! Typo now fixed.


Jessica - Aug 10, 2005 4:58:55 pm PDT #6443 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I believe the Sean, he is the future / teach him well and let him lead the way...


Sean K - Aug 10, 2005 5:04:03 pm PDT #6444 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have seen the future and the future is me.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 5:59:36 pm PDT #6445 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In the future, everyone will be Sean K for 15 minutes.