Seein' you mope around here ruins my, whaddya call it, "joy de veever"?
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Conrad. Let's have a great Christmas. Let's have... a great year. Let's have the best year of our whole lives. We can, you know... this could be the best one ever.
You're wasting our time, there's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks!
They must be here for the sheep.
Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain.
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
I hope I make it across the border. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand.
I hope.
Think about it. There's a great future in plastics.
What's the big idea?!? Am I dumb or something?
Is that your grandfather, Paul? He's very clean.
You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and say "Gee I'm glad I'm me and not some 19-year-old billionaire rockstar with the body of an athelete and a 24-hour erection!" No I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmmmmm?