I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Sean K - Jul 19, 2005 11:54:43 am PDT #5875 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This kind of casting makes me wonder if we've reached the era when they cast actors, replace them with CGI doubles, and then dub in the voices.

Jar Jar Binks says: "Meesa tink dis already happen."


Gris - Jul 19, 2005 2:46:58 pm PDT #5876 of 10002
Hey. New board.

/me plays the hilarious fake Star Wars Episode III trailer where Jar Jar gets killed with about 8,000 poison-tip darts, and thereby calms down.

( [link] <-get it yourself if you wish. 'tis humorous.)


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2005 2:53:29 pm PDT #5877 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Script review of V for Vendetta. Summary: fanboy purist unhappy.


Gris - Jul 19, 2005 3:09:48 pm PDT #5878 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I will be seeing V for Vendetta for the pretty (Hec, if you're out there, every picture I see of NP with the short hair appeals to me more and more. I might come to your way of thinking eventually), so am actually avoiding reading the comic until AFTER seeing the movie.

The one promise I'm making is that no matter how hard the movie sucks, I will still read the comic. I'm a LXG fan, I know better than to do otherwise.


DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 5:43:01 pm PDT #5879 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Script review of V for Vendetta. Summary: fanboy purist unhappy.

I'm not so happy with those changes either. They really miss the point. But there is good stuff that is retained so I'll still go.

(Hec, if you're out there, every picture I see of NP with the short hair appeals to me more and more. I might come to your way of thinking eventually)

Heh. She's way too beautiful for a buzzcut to do anything except underscore her pretty. She's like Remedios the Beauty that way.


DebetEsse - Jul 19, 2005 6:00:59 pm PDT #5880 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Is there a synopsis of the original script for The Island anywhere on the Net?


Vonnie K - Jul 20, 2005 5:57:49 am PDT #5881 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Must Love Dogs. [link]

Looks like a fairly generic romantic comedy, but has John Cusack (JOHN CUSACK!!), Diane Lane. Plug, dogs! I've heard about this one before, but my local theater has a sneak preview this Saturday and I think I may go.


sumi - Jul 20, 2005 6:00:31 am PDT #5882 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

I enjoyed the book.

Plus, I just read (in the AKC Gazette) that the director adopted the two Newfoundlands that played the part of the Newfie in the movie.


Polter-Cow - Jul 20, 2005 5:39:30 pm PDT #5883 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just saw Willard. It was what you'd expect from a movie about Crispin Glover going crazy and getting rats to eat people.

But Strega once said the DVD was worth checking out for Crispin Hellion Glover's video for "Ben" and the commentary.

Oh my God. The commentary.

It's...hilarious. And not intentionally. He is like the most humorless man alive, and he desperately wants to people see his new film What Is It? and he knows the name of everyone who is in his video, and Hollywood is evil with the money and the budgets and the glavin.


Gandalfe - Jul 20, 2005 6:31:52 pm PDT #5884 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Bond casting is down to 4 people - but we don't know who. Although, according to that article, the front runner may well be Croatian.

ETA: All of my favorite candidates were never actually candidates. Aamir Khan, Jonathon Rhys-Myers, Don Cheadle . . . . And, yes, I am aware that I probably spelled every one of those names wrong.