The Pillow Book
Yeuuuuugh. Even the promise of naked Ewan couldn't make me watch more than 20 minutes of that movie.
On the shoot I worked last week, I couldn't control myself. I had to take one extra picture of our lead, just to write "TEDDY" on the front and "DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES" crossed out with "HE IS THE ONE, KILL HIM" underneath it.
Bwahaha!
Saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this afternoon. It's actually quite lovely. I enjoyed this version a lot. Mostly because you could tell, really, that Willy just didn't care for children all that much.
I liked the first half of the film better than the factory tour, but it was interesting. I'm leaning on the side of much better than the version with Wilder.
and BONUS!!!--CORPSE BRIDE TRAILER!!!! HOT DAMN!!!!
Loved the Goblet of Fire trailer, too.
and BONUS!!!--CORPSE BRIDE TRAILER!!!! HOT DAMN!!!!
Dear PTB,
I have been a very good goth girl, and not stabbed
any
of my co-workers with hatpins. Please let include a trailer for Corpse Bride when I go see Charlie & the Chocolate Factory tonight.
Thanks bunches!
Too bad Ewan and Christian and Jonathan were all so damned ugly and undesirable.
Yeah, that
is
a pity.
sigh.
What? Drooling, you say? No, no, not at all. Ahem.
You know, we must not forget that horrible hag, Toni Collette, when thinking of Velvet Goldmine. Such a shame that movie was filled with unattractive naked people getting their groove on...
t wipes away drool puddle.
You know, we must not forget that horrible hag, Toni Collette,
That talentless warthog!
::hides small gallery of Toni pictures in a sub-folder::
Hec, I know! And she has such a ghastly set of hooters!
Almost as horrible as those sported by Asia Argento.
Triumph of the human spirit, mos def.
Them dragging all that ugly around and being brave enough to insist somebody look.