Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just cause, I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.

'Shindig'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Polter-Cow - Jul 15, 2005 12:19:08 pm PDT #5728 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

On the shoot I worked last week, I couldn't control myself. I had to take one extra picture of our lead, just to write "TEDDY" on the front and "DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES" crossed out with "HE IS THE ONE, KILL HIM" underneath it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


Jessica - Jul 15, 2005 12:19:27 pm PDT #5729 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Pillow Book

Yeuuuuugh. Even the promise of naked Ewan couldn't make me watch more than 20 minutes of that movie.

On the shoot I worked last week, I couldn't control myself. I had to take one extra picture of our lead, just to write "TEDDY" on the front and "DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES" crossed out with "HE IS THE ONE, KILL HIM" underneath it.

Bwahaha!


Cashmere - Jul 15, 2005 12:26:01 pm PDT #5730 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this afternoon. It's actually quite lovely. I enjoyed this version a lot. Mostly because you could tell, really, that Willy just didn't care for children all that much.

I liked the first half of the film better than the factory tour, but it was interesting. I'm leaning on the side of much better than the version with Wilder.

and BONUS!!!--CORPSE BRIDE TRAILER!!!! HOT DAMN!!!!

Loved the Goblet of Fire trailer, too.


Atropa - Jul 15, 2005 12:35:12 pm PDT #5731 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

and BONUS!!!--CORPSE BRIDE TRAILER!!!! HOT DAMN!!!!

Dear PTB,

I have been a very good goth girl, and not stabbed any of my co-workers with hatpins. Please let include a trailer for Corpse Bride when I go see Charlie & the Chocolate Factory tonight.

Thanks bunches!


Fay - Jul 15, 2005 12:47:35 pm PDT #5732 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Too bad Ewan and Christian and Jonathan were all so damned ugly and undesirable.

Yeah, that is a pity.

sigh.

What? Drooling, you say? No, no, not at all. Ahem.


P.M. Marc - Jul 15, 2005 12:52:33 pm PDT #5733 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You know, we must not forget that horrible hag, Toni Collette, when thinking of Velvet Goldmine. Such a shame that movie was filled with unattractive naked people getting their groove on...

t wipes away drool puddle.


DavidS - Jul 15, 2005 1:11:17 pm PDT #5734 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know, we must not forget that horrible hag, Toni Collette,

That talentless warthog!

::hides small gallery of Toni pictures in a sub-folder::


P.M. Marc - Jul 15, 2005 1:21:45 pm PDT #5735 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hec, I know! And she has such a ghastly set of hooters!

Almost as horrible as those sported by Asia Argento.


erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 1:40:00 pm PDT #5736 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Triumph of the human spirit, mos def. Them dragging all that ugly around and being brave enough to insist somebody look.


DavidS - Jul 15, 2005 1:43:35 pm PDT #5737 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who could love a face like that?

NOT WORK SAFE!!!