Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?

Wash ,'Serenity'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Nutty - Jul 13, 2005 3:48:42 am PDT #5554 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Next up: a sequel to Jaws! A sequel to Psycho! A sequel to The Day After, that nuclear-war apocalypse movie!!

Oh wait, two out of three of those have already happened.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2005 3:52:35 am PDT #5555 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh wait, two out of three of those have already happened.

Multiple times, no less.

Plus PSYCHO got the full-on remake. It's a bifecta movie!


Gris - Jul 13, 2005 4:00:59 am PDT #5556 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Where's my American Beauty sequel? Or Lost in Translation 2, the one where they paint the town of L.A. red and divorce their spouses because THEIRLOVEISSOPURE.


Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 4:05:49 am PDT #5557 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Buh? Hair? On Kevin Spacey?

This was my reaction.

Mine too.

No good can come of a Usual Suspects sequel. That's just...weird.


Fred Pete - Jul 13, 2005 4:07:54 am PDT #5558 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

there's apparently going to be a second sequel to "I Know What You Did Last Summer."

No doubt titled, I No Longer Care What You Did Last Summer.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 4:12:29 am PDT #5559 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This I got no problems with:

A follow up to Oscar-winning blockbuster Gladiator is being planned - without Russell Crowe, who was killed off in the original movie. Crowe, who played General Maximus Decimus Meridius and Joaquin Phoenix's character Emperor Commodus both died in the first movie. But Djimon Hounsou, who starred as African slave Juba, survived and insists the sequel is in development. He says there is "definitely the desire to do a sequel. They're not happy about what they have for now, so they're still working on it." And the 41-year-old actor is convinced he will grab more of the limelight this time round, adding, "I would probably be in the centre of it as one of the leads."


Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2005 4:19:20 am PDT #5560 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Will it be called Friend of Gladiator ?


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 4:19:53 am PDT #5561 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Another Gladiator.


Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2005 4:20:34 am PDT #5562 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I Know What You Did to the Last Gladiator.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2005 4:20:44 am PDT #5563 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gladiator 2: Electric Bugaloo.

Gladiator 2: This one's for ita.

Gladiator 2: Hose him down.