They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.

River ,'Ariel'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Kate P. - Jul 11, 2005 9:39:41 am PDT #5535 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

As a member of my gender, I think he's an asshole.

Actually, erika, this sentence is fine just as it's written. You are the member of your gender to whom the modifier refers. t /even more pedantic


Mr. Broom - Jul 11, 2005 10:09:32 am PDT #5536 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Ooh, can I stack another glass on the pedanti...city? On its own the sentence is perfectly fine; the possibility of semantic ambiguity occurs in its coupling with the previous sentence.

See, this is actually a good thing because each pedant makes the last one look better by comparison. Linguistic hot potato.


DavidS - Jul 11, 2005 10:11:39 am PDT #5537 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I live to exploit semantic ambiguities, even imputing them where they don't belong if it makes for a good dirty joke.


Fay - Jul 11, 2005 10:12:43 am PDT #5538 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

As a writer of dialogue, I admire Mamet. As a member of my gender, I think he's an asshole.

See, there's no problem with this, imho. Erika's a writer, as well as a woman. I read her initial comment thus:

"[Speaking] as a writer of dialogue, I admire Mamet. [Speaking] as a member of my gender, I think he's an asshole."

See? It works perfectly nicely as is.


JohnSweden - Jul 11, 2005 10:17:50 am PDT #5539 of 10002
I can't even.

I live to exploit semantic ambiguities, even imputing them where they don't belong if it makes for a good dirty joke.

Oh yeah, me too. Also, I'll just make shit up and insist that's what people said, if it makes good riffing fun.


erikaj - Jul 11, 2005 10:23:53 am PDT #5540 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, it's not like I'm ever short of Actual Dirty Stuff in my posts...but I guess I'm just flattered you like to play with my stuff.And sometimes I'm really not clear enough, and you guys are so smart and I went to a state university you have to be dead not to get into, so I have Schrodinger's Class Issues...it's not like I mind getting my chain yanked.


Volans - Jul 12, 2005 7:02:43 am PDT #5541 of 10002
move out and draw fire

ME Russell saw The Man with the Screaming Brain, Bruce Campbell's directorial debut:

So how’s “Screaming Brain”? Well, it’s really, really, really silly — basically what you’d expect from a no-budget “Sci-Fi Original Movie” starring Bruce Campbell. It’s a slapstick comedy about a millionaire who’s killed by a gorgeous gypsy, then has part of a Russian cab driver’s brain put in his head by a mad scientist played by Stacy Keach (!). Wacky chases, break-dancing robots and “All of Me”-style gags ensue.


Mr. Broom - Jul 12, 2005 7:57:43 am PDT #5542 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Word has it, unofficial but from more or less reliable sources, that Liam Neeson has recorded dialogue to be the voice of Aslan.


Jars - Jul 12, 2005 8:03:27 am PDT #5543 of 10002

Has anyone else heard a rumour that Justin Trousersnake is lined up for Harvey Dent? I'm hoping my source is mocking me.


DavidS - Jul 12, 2005 8:11:47 am PDT #5544 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Has anyone else heard a rumour that Justin Trousersnake is lined up for Harvey Dent? I'm hoping my source is mocking me.

No fucking way that'll happen.

I want to see break-dancing robots! Oh wait, Conky on Pee Wee's Playhouse probably counts.