She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Volans - Jul 09, 2005 10:27:08 am PDT #5425 of 10002
move out and draw fire

I used to have that! Along with my original Star Wars comics, long gone these many years. That's where I learned the word "galvanized."


Steph L. - Jul 09, 2005 11:30:58 am PDT #5426 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And I think in that light, Tim represents the part of Bruce that he squashed down years and years ago -- the part that can choose what to make of his life.

Ooo, good point. Have you read the issues where Tim goes around the world and gets himself trained? It echos Bruce's training, but Tim's motivation is so very different. Tim wasn't, at least originally, a rescue, where the other three were (even, and I think sometimes especially, Steph), and that makes all the difference.

Are you kidding? I have the TPB of those issues!

On a totally different topic related to the movie, did you catch the size of the hands on LN?

Do you even have to ask?


erikaj - Jul 09, 2005 1:06:44 pm PDT #5427 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I just saw "Rory O'Shea Was Here"...It was the best disability movie since X2.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 09, 2005 2:50:39 pm PDT #5428 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I went and saw Fantastic Four this afternoon. Not great cinema, but it was enjoyable enough for matinee prices. As expected Chicklis and Evans were perfectly cast, and I thought Griffud did a good job as well. McMahon tried gamely, but the writers completely fouled up his character. Whereas Alba at no point convinced me that she was a scientist. Or a blonde .


DavidS - Jul 09, 2005 3:31:15 pm PDT #5429 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just saw "Rory O'Shea Was Here"...It was the best disability movie since X2.

Is that the one I put on your radar, or something else?

I've got the Josie soundtrack. I want the DVD because it has DuJour videos as extras.


erikaj - Jul 09, 2005 3:46:24 pm PDT #5430 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, Hec, you did...I think I saw the trailer, too, not long after. Part of my 'tude is Irish, as I always suspected. Almost everything in that film related to my life in some way, except that I never fell deeply for an attendant...just passing dirty thoughts. The early scenes reminded me of the place I lived where I didn't cut my hair for a year as a protest. I hated it, but they hated it more. So I felt like I won. Even if my prize was looking like Cousin Itt.(You would've wanted to throw a telethon for me, sure you would. Sorry...couldn't resist one imitation.)


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2005 5:09:29 pm PDT #5431 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also saw F4. Man, the stretches without Chris Evans were LONG. Ioan didn't play any Mr. Fantastic that I'm familiar with from the comics, but I guess he was fine in the movie microcosm. Alba was laughable, and isn't it terribly convenient that her nudity is played for laughs, and that Mr. Fantastic's street clothes stretch? Chris Evans was pretty funny, and very charismatic in a cocky way. Chiklis was good, but his lines and plot weren't. McMahon was even worse off in that sense.

It was a pretty dumb movie.


Anne W. - Jul 09, 2005 5:23:02 pm PDT #5432 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

"March of the Penguins" was utterly wonderful, and had me welling up with tears at several points (including when they showed the National Geographic logo at the beginning, but let's not talk about that). The entire thing is freaking gorgeous from beginning to end. It's amazing how in one shot a line of waddling Emperor penguins can be hysterically funny in a Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin sort of way, but in another shot can be awe-inspiring, in a David Lean, "Lawrence of Arabia" sort of way.

Also, baby penguins are lethally cute.

Be sure to sit through the credits, since they show shots of how the thing was filmed as the credits are rolling.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 09, 2005 5:31:04 pm PDT #5433 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oooooo. Just found out that Mizayaki's Warriors of the Wind has just been re-released on DVD as Nausicaä of the Valley of the Winds. Not up to giving it the hours of rapt attention it deserves tonight, but I'm not making any plans for next weekend.


Jessica - Jul 09, 2005 6:33:28 pm PDT #5434 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wasn't that released a while ago? (I can't remember how long I've had it.)

ION, Why the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!) is the Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever

The Human Torch has no need for an "All-Terrain Vehicle"--because the last time I checked, the Human Torch can fucking FLY.

Has anyone told the Human Torch that it might not be safe to sit on top of a gas tank when one is on FIRE? Nice message to send the kids, assholes!

As you know, the Fantastic 4 lives and works in New York City--where driving an ATV is ILLEGAL. According to section 4-14, subsection 1 of the NYC municipal traffic code: "In order to provide for the maximum safe use of the expressways, drives, highways, interstate routes, bridges, and thruways, and to preserve life and limb thereon, the use of such highways by pedestrians, riders of horses, and operators of limited use vehicles [ATVs] and bicycles is prohibited." (Yes, I actually looked this up.)

The Fantastic 4 Human Torch™ ATV also has "light-up headlights!" Good thing, because there's nothing more useless than "dark-down headlights."

What does the freaking Human Torch need with headlights anyway? HE'S ON FIRE!