I'd like to horn in on this discussion, actually.
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
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Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2005 10:39:54 am PDT #5316 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - Jul 07, 2005 10:45:34 am PDT #5317 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Let's just put a steak in this discussion.... I couldn't stomach it even if I had four....
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 10:45:40 am PDT #5318 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Will they be shooting the picture abroad so he doesn't have to soil himself with Western culture?
Pirates of the Caribbean? It's shooting in the Caribbean.
Mr. Broom - Jul 07, 2005 10:50:03 am PDT #5319 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
Have we milked this one for all it's worth yet?
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 10:53:55 am PDT #5320 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think by the time you're reusing pun terms, it's dead.
Looks like yesasia.com doesn't have an Ong Bak DVD with English subtitles, but for 7.99 and 2.99 shipping (how does that make business sense???) I'll take the VCD.
tommyrot - Jul 07, 2005 10:55:42 am PDT #5321 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think by the time you're reusing pun terms, it's dead.
::gives up on trying to pun off of 'mastitis'::
Jessica - Jul 07, 2005 11:15:48 am PDT #5322 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ouch -- Ebert's FF review:
It's all setup and demonstration, and naming and discussing and demonstrating, and it never digests the complications of the Fantastic Four and gets on to telling a compelling story. Sure, there's a nice sequence where the Thing keeps a fire truck from falling off a bridge, but you see one fire truck saved from falling off a bridge, you've seen them all.
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 11:19:16 am PDT #5323 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My favourite review quote: "So bad it takes points away from BATMAN BEGINS." (pulled from rotten tomatoes).
Jessica - Jul 07, 2005 11:23:22 am PDT #5324 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's disheartening when nearly all of the "fresh" reviews seem to be along the lines of "Well, at least it didn't suck as much as Batman and Robin!"
JZ - Jul 07, 2005 11:28:26 am PDT #5325 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm partial to this dry little sneer, from the Arizona Star (also grabbed from RT):
Most of the characters are bland, but not Johnny. He's extreme. Whenever he comes onscreen, punk music blares, he does a Mountain Dew commercial stunt and starts making out with one or two chicks.
"I've never been good with rules," he says.
That Johnny.