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Mr. Broom - Jul 05, 2005 10:32:40 am PDT #5248 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

With the exception of Jessica Alba, who is not my Sue (at least get a girl who looks like it's possible that her blondeness is real, sheesh), I'm very stoked about this film. The FF were my comic book family when I was a kid; you go out and play with Spidey or the X-Men, but when you come home after, it's to the Baxter Building.

Though I'll hang my head and admit that it wasn't until recently that I realized their powers were thematically based on the four elements. How could this have been made more obvious, y'know?


askye - Jul 05, 2005 10:33:19 am PDT #5249 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

Spider Woman had her own show?


§ ita § - Jul 05, 2005 10:33:49 am PDT #5250 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How could this have been made more obvious, y'know?

By having Namor on the team?


DavidS - Jul 05, 2005 10:34:16 am PDT #5251 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Spider Woman had her own show?

No. But if Ple were a network executive...

eta: Oops! There was a toon.


P.M. Marc - Jul 05, 2005 10:36:30 am PDT #5252 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Spider Woman had her own show?

There was a 'toon. And Viewmasters. And Underoos.

It is possible I was a little obsessed.


§ ita § - Jul 05, 2005 10:36:35 am PDT #5253 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So Plei's been holding out on us?


P.M. Marc - Jul 05, 2005 10:38:58 am PDT #5254 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

No. But if Ple were a network executive...

Did too! HA!

Joan Van Ark did the voice.


Sean K - Jul 05, 2005 10:40:37 am PDT #5255 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

There was a superhero cartoon, with a female superhero no less, and David had never even heard of it?

I cannot find the words to convey my disappointment.


§ ita § - Jul 05, 2005 10:41:27 am PDT #5256 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Her hair was probably too long.


Polter-Cow - Jul 05, 2005 10:41:39 am PDT #5257 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Though I'll hang my head and admit that it wasn't until recently that I realized their powers were thematically based on the four elements. How could this have been made more obvious, y'know?

The Human Torch is Fire, and the Thing is Earth. I guess Invisible Woman has to be Wind/Air, right? Then Mr. Fantastic is Water because he's...kind of fluid?