I am a human being!
::applies Turing Test::
No. I'm sorry. NSM.
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
I am a human being!
::applies Turing Test::
No. I'm sorry. NSM.
I am not an animal! (I've spent my whole life thinking I'd have to say that.)
I'm Batman.
I invented pants.
Ahahahaha!!! I love that commercial!
My father wears pants.
I'm Bond--James Bond.
BEEP!
Oops, must retake Turing test...
Luke, I am your FATHER.
I am shocked, SHOCKED to find gambling going on in here.
Your winnings, sir.