Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


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Jessica - Jun 27, 2005 11:06:33 am PDT #4779 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

For the sake of procrastination (ye gods, I do NOT want to be at work today!), the Endless from least to most Wooberific:

Death, Desire, Destiny, Destruction, Delerium, Dream, Despair.

[edited to show that I know the difference between least and most]


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2005 11:07:24 am PDT #4780 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

people that try to give off an image of strong or scary, but don't back it up and make you want to hug them anyway

See, Cass is strong and scary. She can beat Batman in hand to hand combat. The implication, however, that she's emotionally strong (as opposed to precisely cauterised) that one may draw from her physical capability is where the woobie comes in. She's a lost little girl who can beat the world's best non-meta assassin.


Mr. Broom - Jun 27, 2005 11:08:05 am PDT #4781 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Desire at second? Really? I've had maybe one halfway wooberific moment about Desire, and the rest of the time wanted to wring its fucking neck. As the good Gaiman intended, I think.

Hey, Broomy, you should buy me all of Sandman for my birthday. I'm just saying.
Come over to my house. I'll let you read them all.


P.M. Marc - Jun 27, 2005 11:09:02 am PDT #4782 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

and Summer, really? How do you figure?

Because I finally understood the crazy Spike fans mindset when I wanted to stomp Seth and Anna into little bits for hurting her and found myself actually *angry*. Because I often want to wrap her in a blanket and feed her soup. She's so my woobiegirl.


Jessica - Jun 27, 2005 11:10:15 am PDT #4783 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Desire at second? Really? I

Gack! That was completely backwards! Is fixed now!

[edit: I also have the woobie feelings about Summer. People should just BE NICE TO HER, DAMNIT.]


Atropa - Jun 27, 2005 11:11:35 am PDT #4784 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Gack! That was completely backwards! Is fixed now!

I figured it had to be, because in no way is Death a woobie. A role-model, hell yes. But not a woobie.


P.M. Marc - Jun 27, 2005 11:12:17 am PDT #4785 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Maybe it's a term that can only apply to people that try to give off an image of strong or scary, but don't back it up and make you want to hug them anyway.

Aeryn is actually strong and scary, and does not project a need for hugs. She's not a woobie. Chiana, however? Total woobie.


Jessica - Jun 27, 2005 11:12:29 am PDT #4786 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Death needs the least hugs of any of them. (But she should get them anyway, because she's cute.)


juliana - Jun 27, 2005 11:12:52 am PDT #4787 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I don't get a sense of woobieness from Destruction or Delirium. Del has Barnabas to keep an eye on her, and Destruction ... I just don't see him needing a hug, a blanky, and some hot soup. Or someone petting his head.

I'm thinking specifically of Destruction's story in Endless Nights. Delirium is severely damaged, and Destruction is all quiet, self-contained despair. That's where I'm getting the woobie vibe.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 27, 2005 11:12:56 am PDT #4788 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think River is a woobie quite often.

Death needs the least hugs of any of them.

Yeah, she's the one who's there to give the needed hugs at the end to everyone else.