I finally saw Napoleon Dynamite. I would like to register an opinion of "Eh."
I've found it to be a real grower -- one of those films that you look upon more fondly as time goes on.
Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.
'Hell Bound'
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Jon B. - Jun 21, 2005 3:06:23 am PDT #4479 of 10002
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
bon bon - Jun 21, 2005 5:33:39 am PDT #4480 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
They would've changed the actress anyway, according to Raq's Law of Fungible Actresses. You just can't have the same female love interest in two movies.
You're right. There's no reason to believe they would have kept her, Cruise or no Cruise. That rumor sounds pretty much blown out of proportion. And what the fuck is Pagesix.Com-- that just resolves to the Post's Page Six.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2005 5:43:46 am PDT #4481 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What do you mean? It's just Page Six. Online.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2005 5:54:33 am PDT #4482 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I finally saw Napoleon Dynamite. I would like to register an opinion of "Eh."
I loved it from the start. My big reaction was, "I know people like that!"
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 6:00:20 am PDT #4483 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Heh. I really liked the credits sequence, at least. That was cool and clever.
And I...don't know people like that, really. It seemed to be about bored people trying to be excited and failing miserably.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 21, 2005 6:03:53 am PDT #4484 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
They would've changed the actress anyway, according to Raq's Law of Fungible Actresses. You just can't have the same female love interest in two movies.
Someone needs to break that law and replace Callista Flockhart with Karen Allen in the new Indiana Jones movie, stat
Jessica - Jun 21, 2005 6:04:43 am PDT #4485 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You just can't have the same female love interest in two movies.
Spiderman did.
bon bon - Jun 21, 2005 6:05:19 am PDT #4486 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
What do you mean? It's just Page Six. Online.
source tells Pagesix.Com, "Everyone is in agreement that the movie's strength is with Christian Bale, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman."
I got confused because it was in the print version and there used to be pagesixsixsix.com.
Cashmere - Jun 21, 2005 6:06:05 am PDT #4487 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
bon bon - Jun 21, 2005 6:11:12 am PDT #4488 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Cashmere, it moved to perezhilton.com because the Post sued.