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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jon B. - Jun 18, 2005 8:35:56 pm PDT #4382 of 10002
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

As much as I love Tim Burton, I really think he tried to downplay the scariness. Rewatching Batman , The Joker wasn't scary. He was freakish and strange, but he wasn't scary.

I Agree wrt the first movie, but I thought the Pengiun and Catwoman were... well.. OK, maybe not scary, but completely uncompromising. Which is as good as scary in my book.

Just don't make Oswald a flippered freak again. As much as I enjoyed DeVito as Penguin, I'd like a return to villainy for villainy's sake.

How was DeVito not villainous for villainy's sake? He wasn't a mutant or anything. He was just an ugly baby who was raised by penguins and it made him fucked up, yo.


§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 8:44:48 pm PDT #4383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the fight sequences were not shot in the normal action style. I liked it.

I think it was very normal action style -- the fight scenes seem to be getting choppier and blurrier as time goes by. If anything, I give him a pass on being typical, but really I want so much more (and for a large part, got it).


Scrappy - Jun 18, 2005 9:11:01 pm PDT #4384 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Saw The Batdude this evening and really enjoyed it. Beautifully shot and well-acted (especially Liam Neeson and Gary Oldman). I didn't have the great love for it that most folks do, but thought it was a damn good film.


Kalshane - Jun 18, 2005 9:14:58 pm PDT #4385 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I'm with ita. My experience has been the blurry, too close, hand-held fight scenes have become pretty much action movie standard these days and it drives me nuts. I agree the ninja ranks fight scene totally rocked the house, though.

That said, I loved the movie. It was totally what a Batman movie should be though I could have done without the huge flying train crash explodey thing. I loved the casting, barring Katie Holmes, who I thought was merely acceptable. Then again, I never watched Dawson's Creek or anything else she's been in, so I've don't have any other performances to compare this one to. I did love how her character took out the Scarecrow though. I laughed and laughed. And they completely got Batman's handling of the criminals pitch perfect. I do hope the next movie actually focuses on the detective aspect of the character, though. thing, though.

My other complaint would be what's up with the women in the Batman movies always figuring out Bruce is Batman ? I mean, it really shouldn't be that easy or else he'd be dead pretty quick.


§ ita § - Jun 18, 2005 9:20:17 pm PDT #4386 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kalshane, I think it was easy this time because he told her who he was. Hopefully that's not SOP.


Kalshane - Jun 18, 2005 9:52:52 pm PDT #4387 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

True, I just find it a little ridiculous that in every movie the "love interest" finds out who he is. Hopefully that's the only thing we'll see carry over from the previous movies and they break the pattern with the next one.

Random bit of curiousity, I've gathered that in the comics that Bat-family's costumes are some kind of hand-wavy kevlar-spandex blend, but when did that first get introduced? I know originally the costumes were just cloth (and were in TAS), though the movies have pretty much consistantly said the batsuit is body armor.


P.M. Marc - Jun 18, 2005 10:01:31 pm PDT #4388 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

True, I just find it a little ridiculous that in every movie the "love interest" (spoiler)

Eh, in the comics these days, every love interest finds out who he is. I mean, it's nice that the Bat's getting laid and all, but the decowling is just SUCH a silly production number...

I've gathered that in the comics that Bat-family's costumes are some kind of hand-wavy kevlar-spandex blend

It's a Kevlar/Nomex blend, which I'm shocked to find is real in addition to being non-Kosher.


Jessica - Jun 19, 2005 4:38:08 am PDT #4389 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think with the fight scenes, Nolan was trying to put us in the villains' perspective, with Batman's mad ninja deception skillz making him hard to follow. I appreciated the effort, and thought he pulled it off -- I was completely confused, and a little annoyed that I couldn't follow the fight scenes blow for blow.


Cashmere - Jun 19, 2005 4:45:14 am PDT #4390 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

As much as I love Tim Burton, I really think he tried to downplay the scariness. Rewatching Batman , The Joker wasn't scary. He was freakish and strange, but he wasn't scary.

Scary Joker for me is Arkham Asylum. I want to see him this way all the time.

Kevlar/Nomex

Bullet proof AND fire proof. Very practical.


Gris - Jun 19, 2005 6:15:41 am PDT #4391 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Today I really do get to see it! I bought tickets for the 12:30 showing yesterday!

By the time I bought them, about 9:20 p.m. before going to see Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with my sister at the same theater, though not the IMAX screen - movie still good, by the way - the 4 p.m and 7 p.m. were ALREADY sold out. Sisterhood was also quite full by the time the movie started, which surprised me a bit as it's several weeks old: this theater must just be very popular.

I was the only boy in the theater when I walked in. Was joined by a few more by the start of the movie, but not many. Twas funny.