You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Mr. Broom - Jun 17, 2005 6:42:42 pm PDT #4338 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

You know on the Powerpuff Girl DVDs you can listen to Mojo Jojo's commmentary.

On one of the Invader Zim DVDs, you can listen to Pig Commentary. It's wall-to-wall squealing and oinking. Absolutely fantastic.


bon bon - Jun 17, 2005 6:48:47 pm PDT #4339 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I was going to talk about those commentaries, Kathy, but more along the lines about how most of it is 1, wondering about what episode they were watching, since no one told them beforehand, 2, complaining about hair or wardrobe or 3, complaining about complaining about hair and wardrobe.

I am however impressed by the writer-only commentary on "Bitch Session" where the writers make up for the real-life incident that precipitated the plot of "Bitch Session." Also where Joe Rogan tells a story in one commentary that was the exact same story Dave Foley told...except in one version, Foley said it to a reporter, and Rogan of course reported it as having been said to him.

At least, unlike some of the Arrested Development commentaries, they elected to have fewer than nine people in the room at a time and only had a few cast members commenting on any one episode.


askye - Jun 17, 2005 7:09:33 pm PDT #4340 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I just got in from seeing Batman. I'm all jazzed up and I'll never sleep now.

It was amazing. Christian Bale kicked ass. They all kicked ass, except Katie Holmes.

But I kept getting excited and leaning forward in my seat and then laughing (people CLAPPED at the end of the movie -- really doesn't happen around here much AT ALL).

It rocked. Totally. The IMAX here won't have it for about a month and half.

My only real complaint is one I have about most action movies -- too many close ups during the fight scenes. If it's a good scene pull away so people can figure out what's going on!


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2005 7:13:21 pm PDT #4341 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To balance my fight scene bitching -- I think the one with the ninja ranks was amazing. Just fascinating and scary and electric. Which may be Nolan's strength -- the psychological tension, sure, but he never properly integrated it into a sustained fight.

We had a lot of applause -- at the iconic moments, plus the reveal that Bruce had two girls in the front seat of his sports car got a smattering of claps from front left.


askye - Jun 17, 2005 7:23:15 pm PDT #4342 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

That fight scene was amazing. all the precise movements, etc.

Actually I was checking out my glasses and the lenses are really scratched up I need to find out about getting replacements. I'll do that tomorrow.

There was lots of laughter in the theater. I think the two women in the pool got a laugh.

I haven't been paying too close attention to the spoilery talk so was disappointed when I realized how many people knew who Batman was. Plus Rachel was useless and stupid and needed to go away.

Also I was a complete dork and gasped and flinched when his parents were killed. I couldn't help it though.


Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2005 7:38:08 pm PDT #4343 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My only real complaint is one I have about most action movies -- too many close ups during the fight scenes. If it's a good scene pull away so people can figure out what's going on!

I complained about that at first (in my head), but then I decided I liked it because it gave it all a frenetic feel, like the maneuvers were so fast as to be impossible to follow by a casual observer. It made Batman into a scarier figure.


askye - Jun 17, 2005 7:47:01 pm PDT #4344 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

All the effects were amazing.

Like when we got a view of Batman from the dr's drugged out point of view. And when the people were after him in the Narrows. And the boy's hallucination of the Scarecrow and the horse.

Bale was fantastic. As Bruce as Batman. And the scene where he's using the bad cop as a yo yo. Changing his voice for Batman was great and he sounded so growly and angry and damn scary. "Swear to me!"

I really need to see this again.


Alicia K - Jun 17, 2005 8:01:18 pm PDT #4345 of 10002
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

There was applause at the end when I saw it, too. I love it when that happens!


Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2005 8:08:27 pm PDT #4346 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We had applause too! It's nice to hear.


Mr. Broom - Jun 17, 2005 8:13:37 pm PDT #4347 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

My best friend hates applause at movies. His reasoning is that no-one involved in the process is there to receive it, so it's pointless. I agree with him, but it still doesn't irritate me.