I think Tom has personal bouncers, so that men taller than he is are not allowed to stand closer than 6 feet from him. Flirting-from-afar isn't nearly as entertaining.
Also, I mean, who wants to be the guy who triggers the meltdown? Dude's head might literally explode, and there goes any hope of washing brains out of the Armani, you know?
I like Matt's thinking. On so many levels.
Bale as Ollie? Maybe in ten years.
I was trying to think of who could do charming-horndog-asskicking-quipping-pinko Ollie, and I suspect Tim Daly could pull it off.
That's weird, because I see Steven Weber as Ollie.
::scratches Tony Shalhoub off list::
Obviously, to complete the theme, Ollie should be Thomas Hayden Church.
(Who would make a good Guy Gardner. Heh.)
(Who would make a good Guy Gardner. Heh.)
Heh. Totally.
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I can never read Guy Gardner's name without thinking "One punch! One punch!"
Steven Weber as Ollie.
Hell yes.
I can never read Guy Gardner's name without thinking "One punch! One punch!"
"I'll even take off the ring...."
Actually, I'd cast Ben Browder as Guy Gardner rather than Superman. He's not that far off the look now that the bowl cut has been retired to its well-deserved grave, and does both cocky and batshit crazy rather well.
Completely cracking up at all the "...as Ollie" talk because I immediately think of our dog.