Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


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Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 15, 2005 10:36:21 am PDT #4181 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I was rather shocked in college to find out that my doctor had tested me for herpes because of a boil on my thumb.


Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2005 10:37:08 am PDT #4182 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

(Just so we're clear, the simplex kind of herpes that causes cold sores isn't the same kind of herpes as the kind that infests sexual organs. Everybody knows that, right?)

Yes. The former is actually a flare-up of old chicken pox virus that's still wandering around the body.


Gandalfe - Jun 15, 2005 11:17:55 am PDT #4183 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I was rather shocked in college to find out that my doctor had tested me for herpes because of a boil on my thumb.

Hey, I actually got herpes on my ring finger once. I had to run back into the main office from the server room, went to pull the door shut behind me, and caught my wedding ring on the latch, ripping a big hole in my finger. No worries, but, apparantly, before I got around to putting a band-aid on it, I grabbed a doorknob, or telephone, or something, that someone had touched after playing their cold sores, and . . . .


P.M. Marc - Jun 15, 2005 11:55:53 am PDT #4184 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yes. The former is actually a flare-up of old chicken pox virus that's still wandering around the body.

Nope. Chicken pox is Herpes Zoster, and when it flares up, it's called Shingles and it sucks donkey cock. Herpes Simplex 1 (HSV1) typically causes oral lesions (cold sores), and is more common than HSV2, the virus responsible for most genital lesions. However, HSV1 can cause genital outbreaks, and HSV2 can cause oral ones, so it's a blurry line.

One of 'em, probably HSV1, can also cause blistering rashes on the body that are spread by contact. IIRC, high school wrestling is a breeding ground for that.

(Per my prenatal bloodwork, I don't have HSV1 or HSV2, so I have no idea why I have the vast herpes knowledge that I do, though it might have something to do with being really bored and reading medical texts as a teen.)


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2005 12:56:31 pm PDT #4185 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Man, I'm going to see Batman in an hour (an hour and 5 minutes, to be exact), and I see 70+ new messages in here, and they're all about space clams in dirigibles!

Good work.


Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 12:59:43 pm PDT #4186 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

SPACE CLAMS!


DXMachina - Jun 15, 2005 1:00:09 pm PDT #4187 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

What, did you expect us to spoil you by mentioning that his parents get killed?


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 1:00:13 pm PDT #4188 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How's your head, Tepp?


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 1:01:02 pm PDT #4189 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What, did you expect us to spoil you by mentioning that his parents get killed?

By SPACE CLAMS! Parachuting from ZEPPELINS!


Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 1:03:10 pm PDT #4190 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Batman is actually Lois Lane. Spread the word.