You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


sumi - Jun 12, 2005 5:07:32 pm PDT #4021 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

My impressions of Mr and Mrs Smith?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie -- so pretty and so tall!

Also, many things go boom . .. and really just because a movie is PG-13 doesn't mean that you should bring your child to it. I'm thinking that the movie would have been better if it had been an R because conceptually it's not a kid/family film and with an R they could balance the violence with more sex, you know?

And, what ita said about Adam Brody. (Loved that he was wearing a Fight Club t-shirt while being held hostage. )


§ ita § - Jun 12, 2005 5:09:19 pm PDT #4022 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The shirt did have me cracking up, Sumi.

Hey -- does anyone have the exact "she's like Batman with computers" quote? Was that it?


Polter-Cow - Jun 12, 2005 5:33:49 pm PDT #4023 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's what I heard, ita. And I, too, cracked up at the shirt.

I pretty much agree with everyone else's assessment. It's fun and funny and things blow up. Good time.


sumi - Jun 12, 2005 6:42:24 pm PDT #4024 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Don't forget the pretty pretty people.


§ ita § - Jun 12, 2005 6:51:26 pm PDT #4025 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, who played Atlanta (I thought I'd pegged the actor, but have now forgotten -- Angela Bassett maybe?) and who played the therapist? For that I was sure it was William Fichtner.

But neither role is credited in IMDB, unless I'm missing something.


sumi - Jun 12, 2005 6:55:31 pm PDT #4026 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Did we ever see the therapist ? I hoped that the credits would reveal who it was but either I missed it or he isn't there.


§ ita § - Jun 12, 2005 7:01:02 pm PDT #4027 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, no face. I was mildly irritated that they bothered to show Father's reflection in the monitor watching Benjamin, because I matched that to his voice, and was ... well, it wasn't a huge deal, I guess, the plot. Given I can't even remember how it ended.


Polter-Cow - Jun 12, 2005 7:21:49 pm PDT #4028 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Apparently they killed a bunch of people and that meant they were safe forever. Or something.


Polter-Cow - Jun 12, 2005 9:22:01 pm PDT #4029 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, holy crap. It made $51 million. Second was $17 million, Madagascar.


Volans - Jun 13, 2005 2:31:32 am PDT #4030 of 10002
move out and draw fire

80s Camp Horror: Vamp / Lair of the White Worm. The first has Grace Jones as an evil vampire. ' Nuff said. The second has Amanda Donohue as an evil high priestess of a snake cult. Ditto.

Actually, the bed Hugh Grant is in is the real porn in LotWW. Hugh Grant's okay, but the bed...

I mentioned that a Buffista had referred to La Pianiste as the most disturbing movie they'd seen to my husband, so natually he decided to pull it off the "to be watched" shelf where it's been languishing for a year or so.

Yeah, it's disturbing.

Mostly it just made me cranky, though, with the lack of sense-making. I've found other movies more disturbing. I guess I need a little sympathy with the characters, but the only character I felt for was the girl student.

We were planning to see Star Wars on Friday, for our anniversary night out, but it's closed here already. Mr. and Mrs. Smith was playing instead. Quite the anniversary movie.

Double features: 28 Days and 28 Days Later

or how about Seven and 8 1/2 ?

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Sid and Nancy and Milo and Otis ?