Okay, my EW arrived and I see that HJ is not just acting but also producing and that he approved Ratner as director.
Sheesh.
Also, why did Tom Cruise have to be on the cover?
And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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sumi - Jun 11, 2005 1:08:47 pm PDT #4007 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
tommyrot - Jun 11, 2005 2:01:17 pm PDT #4008 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, why did Tom Cruise have to be on the cover?
It's the Scientology cabal....
Jessica - Jun 11, 2005 2:20:46 pm PDT #4009 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Mr and Mrs Smith was a decent way to spend two hours out of the soul-crushing humidity of a NYC summer. Not spectacular, not terrible. It's fun. I think an R rating and an ending would have improved it vastly, but I wasn't disappointed. I wanted to smack the two girls sitting behind us who wouldn't shut up through the entire film. I shushed them at one point, and they told me to fuck off. Teenagers can be so polite.
sumi - Jun 11, 2005 2:47:41 pm PDT #4010 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Nice.
No wonder they're targeted by axe murderers.
In films.
Probably made by people with similar experiences to Jessica's.
BTW, I've seen a few ads for that new "Fight for Fame" show on E! -- or is it on Style? -- that remind me of Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: the Metal Years in the subjects singlemindedness about their success.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 11, 2005 4:27:01 pm PDT #4011 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jessica, I'd say a strategically spilled coke would be in order after that...
Ailleann - Jun 11, 2005 6:49:39 pm PDT #4012 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
British job-lost movies: The Full Monty and Brassed Off!.
Allyson - Jun 11, 2005 8:08:49 pm PDT #4013 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I just saw High Tension. Has anyone else seen it? If so, can you explain it to me?
DavidS - Jun 11, 2005 8:15:31 pm PDT #4014 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I haven't seen it Allyson, but this review discusses it.
Allyson - Jun 11, 2005 8:42:36 pm PDT #4015 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Damn. That explains nothing. There was...and then the....and IT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 12, 2005 2:19:27 am PDT #4016 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Damn. That explains nothing. There was...and then the....and IT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE.
I think I've guessed the big twist, as some reviews have mentioned FIGHT CLUB , so, yeah, it probably doesn't add up.
Then again, it's Euro-horror. Captain Logic slipped on a banana peel on the gang plank and went into the water without ever getting on board.