Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Scrappy - Mar 19, 2005 11:17:10 pm PST #388 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Saw Millions and Be Cool this evening. Loved the first and disliked the second (although The Rock and Andre 3000 are both lots of fun to watch). Millions is gorgeously shot and a wonderful look at the world through a kid's eyes--and not just a kid, but a really interesting, dreamy, passionate kid.


Maysa - Mar 20, 2005 6:12:38 am PST #389 of 10002

This is from five days ago, but Kathy posted--

Coolest thing I found out in the first interview was that Warner will be releasing the complete set of Astaire/Rogers RKO pictures by the end of the year, completely restored!

This is so cool! I've been bemoaning the lack of Fred and Ginger movies on DVD for a few years now.


Betsy HP - Mar 20, 2005 6:43:45 am PST #390 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Warner will be releasing the complete set of Astaire/Rogers RKO pictures by the end of the year, completely restored!

THANK YOU, GOD!


Alicia K - Mar 20, 2005 7:35:49 am PST #391 of 10002
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

I also saw The Ring Two yesterday. I wasn't expecting the world, but the more I think about it, the worse it was. There were a few good creepy bits, though, which is all I really wanted.

Watched The Deer Hunter last night. I think I'll appreciate it more after some time has passed, but right now, I only can say two things about it: so farking depressing, and really farking long.


Nutty - Mar 20, 2005 12:47:20 pm PST #392 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

My weekend viewing included Mifune, a Danish movie, and Stander, which takes place in late-70s South Africa. I am all foreign-languaged up!

The former, a Dogma movie (remember that thing, with the Dogma? With the "no klieg lights, etc." rules? It doesn't at all obviate a good movie resulting), was a goofy, oddball story about returning home to one's embarrassing relatives and rural 70s decor and games where one puts a pot on one's head and bellows in pretend-Japanese in reenactment of The Seven Samurai. A gentle story, except for the stalking and the peeing on expensive rugs.

Stander is a true story of a Johannesburg cop who started robbing banks just to prove he could (while all his colleagues were too busy oppressing the black people to actually police the streets), got caught, and graduated (via prison escape) to a professional, many-years bank-robbing spree with "rebel without a cause" side effect. I don't know what is funnier -- that it's a true story, or what the star (Tom Jane) looks like in plaid 70s pants.

I should note for the prurient among us that Stander's main method of de-stressing after state-sanctioned murder is to dance completely naked to Iggy Pop in the middle of the night.

Anyway, fun movie. Sort of a wild-hare-breained adventure, and then there'll be the tiniest moment when you're like, oh yeah, this is late-70s South Africa. Being a criminal is, like, a sane response to that environment.


Tom Scola - Mar 20, 2005 1:02:25 pm PST #393 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Dogme 95.

I have this recurring fantasy of kidnapping Steven Spielberg and forcing him to make a dogme-95-compliant film at gunpoint.


Jessica - Mar 20, 2005 1:12:24 pm PST #394 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I have this recurring fantasy of kidnapping Steven Spielberg and forcing him to make a dogme-95-compliant film at gunpoint.

Ooooh. Need a driver?


meara - Mar 20, 2005 1:30:32 pm PST #395 of 10002

Hmm, dance naked to Iggy Pop? That's...huh. I don't think I'll be seeing that movie...

I almost went to see "Ice Princess" this weekend. Instead, we compromised on "Hitch". Which wasn't as bad as I'd feared it would be.


Nutty - Mar 20, 2005 1:40:23 pm PST #396 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The funniest part is that he's got headphones on so the music isn't audible, and he's singing along under his breath off-key. Also, I think the curtains in that part of the house were somewhat lacking. I think he needed only a math final exam or a school play for the ultimate in humiliation-potential.

(The only person who catches him at it is his wife, and she takes it as a sign he is only 2 steps away from the loony bin. Which, he is.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2005 2:40:20 pm PST #397 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think he needed only a math final exam or a school play for the ultimate in humiliation-potential.

Think Christmas carolers.