Early: Where'd she go? Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me.

'Objects In Space'


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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 19, 2005 1:05:26 pm PST #376 of 10002
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I saw Ring 2 this afternoon. Save your money folks, there's like one scary moment in the entire film.

Though it did get me out to see the previews, including Monster-in-Law which I'm eagerly anticipating. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall of the set where Jennifer Lopez and Michael Vartan could be comparing notes about their exes...

ETA: I should be careful when griping about lack of scares—I just unexpectedly ran across the climactic stained glass skylight scene of Suspiria while channel surfing. Argento was so over-the-top they must have needed rockets to get the actors to set.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2005 3:26:06 pm PST #377 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What did Judd bulk up for?

As far as I can tell, Monster In Law is about a snotty WASPish woman being horrified that her son has brought home a Latina fiancée. A comedy about that, I mean.

The thought makes me cringe, despite ample opportunities, I'm sure, for Vartan to be affable.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 19, 2005 3:29:40 pm PST #378 of 10002
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I don't so much see it as being a Latina issue... I imagine if Vartan's character brought home the Virgin Mary as his fiance Fonda's would fault her for being holier-than-thou.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2005 3:30:57 pm PST #379 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I saw the trailer after the one for Guess Who, so I was kinda skewed that way. I have no urge to see it cold and find another interpretation.


reequeen - Mar 19, 2005 3:42:25 pm PST #380 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

I just unexpectedly ran across the climactic stained glass skylight scene of Suspiria while channel surfing. Argento was so over-the-top they must have needed rockets to get the actors to set

I just watched about half an hour (all I could stand) of that, myself. Yikes.


reequeen - Mar 19, 2005 4:03:04 pm PST #381 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

In other news, 11 minutes of behind-the-scenes on Sin City.


bon bon - Mar 19, 2005 4:06:25 pm PST #382 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Were you watching the Bravo 100 scares thing? Even though I don't like scares and avoid horror movies--they just make me uncomfortable, rather than exhilarated-- I really found myself watching the whole four hours of the thing with my hands over my eyes at certain scenes.

It's a very good special, though-- they bought rights to all the scenes, and didn't skimp on the gore. Plus they had practically everyone-- even Dario Argento-- commenting on the thing.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2005 4:55:59 pm PST #383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did that feature Audition? I think it's what made me go out and rent it.

Well, stay in and Netflix it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 19, 2005 5:56:19 pm PST #384 of 10002
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

No, they were playing Suspiria on IFC earlier today. Though I have seen the 100 scariest moments special, and really liked it. (It was my first exposure to The Audition too, though I've not yet worked up the nerve to rent the latter...)


bon bon - Mar 19, 2005 6:15:11 pm PST #385 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Did that feature Audition? I think it's what made me go out and rent it.

Yes. I covered my eyes for Audition. Why did you want to rent it? I had no idea you were into horror-- and that seemed to be the most horrific film on the list by far.