Eh, he could do worse.
He could yell, "God!" every time he sees Alanis Morrisette?
I got stupid. The money was too good.
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
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tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 8:37:06 am PDT #3587 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 8:45:06 am PDT #3588 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He could yell, "God!" every time he sees Alanis Morrisette?
I liked Alanis as God. Though I think in her case he'd be obliged to yell, "Gawd!"
Gandalfe - Jun 01, 2005 8:50:02 am PDT #3589 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
I liked Alanis as God.
A being whose voice can destroy all of creation? Yup, she was well cast.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 8:53:16 am PDT #3590 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh, just those listening within the immediate vicinity...
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 8:53:54 am PDT #3591 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A being whose voice can destroy all of creation? Yup, she was well cast.
Coming soon - the remake of Oh God You Devil, starring Alanis Morrisette and Yoko Ono.
Mr. Broom - Jun 01, 2005 8:56:47 am PDT #3592 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
Funny you should say. Ellen Degeneres is going to be in the non-joking remake of "Oh God!"
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 8:57:29 am PDT #3593 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In the George Burns role, or the John Denver one?
Mr. Broom - Jun 01, 2005 9:15:02 am PDT #3594 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
The former, if I remember correctly. Not sure who'll play the bewildered mortal.
DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 9:30:11 am PDT #3595 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Not sure who'll play the bewildered mortal.
"It's the role I was born to play!" - Troy McClure
Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 10:00:31 am PDT #3596 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Okay, but Morgan did Hard Rain and Bruce Almighty, for crying out loud.
I don't think you lose points for accepting the role of God, no matter how crappy the movie.