Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Fred Pete - Jun 01, 2005 4:01:41 am PDT #3574 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Based on Tom Cruise's recent public meltdowns, I make the following prediction: War of the Worlds will be the bomb of the summer.


sumi - Jun 01, 2005 4:46:03 am PDT #3575 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Huh.

Matthew Vaughn quit X-Men3.


Nutty - Jun 01, 2005 5:32:40 am PDT #3576 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It's as involute as a Dennis Miller joke.

Which, is the funnest thign ever, when you can parse the joke (and it is not about his newfound republicanism), but just plain WTF and annoying when you can't. Excellent simile, David -- it made clear exactly what you meant.

Yes, this is two language commentaries in the Movies thread in two days. Because I, guiltily, am not watching movies. (I do have a couple of them at home, but they are sitting on the TV, disconsolate.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 5:46:29 am PDT #3577 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Based on Tom Cruise's recent public meltdowns, I make the following prediction: War of the Worlds will be the bomb of the summer.

Crossing my fingers that it's so.

Join me in praying that Pendragon Pictures' period version of War of the Worlds makes it to our shores and shows Spielberg, Cruise, etc. how it's supposed to be done.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 5:52:03 am PDT #3578 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh, that looks cool!

that's all I got....


DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 6:21:11 am PDT #3579 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is that Hoberman or Atkinson? Sounds more like Hoberman, and not untypical. Sadly, not a major variance with the VV house critical style - if it was about a CD I'd have guessed it was from Christgau's consumer guide.

No, Frank, it was somebody named Ed Halter. I like Hoberman a lot. He writes sentences like these:

If anything, Café Lumiére suggests an Ozu film in reverse—it's mainly ambience "pillow shots," with bits of narrative serving as punctuation. Back in Tokyo after a stay in Taiwan, Hou's young protagonist Yoko (Japanese pop star Hitoto Yo in her first movie) is subdued and opaque as she reoccupies her microscopic apartment and re-establishes contact with her equally undemonstrative family and friends. No one is particularly voluble; the lengthiest conversations are conducted over the phone. The perverse eloquence of Café Lumiére lies in the way in which most things remain unsaid. Feelings are largely unexpressed, the better to surface in Yoko's dreams. These, it turns out, are largely mediated by Maurice Sendak's Outside Over There—the tale of a girl who rescues her baby sister from goblins—which Yoko realizes she read as a child.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2005 6:53:49 am PDT #3580 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From IMDB:

Oscar winner Morgan Freeman overcame his dislike of commercial movies and agreed to star in Batman Begins, because blockbuster movies pay more money. The veteran actor is proud of his roles in critically acclaimed dramas including The Shawshank Redemption and Million Dollar Baby. But he feared his film choices limited the amount of cash he could earn, so he accepted the part opposite Katie Holmes in the action sequel. He explains, "I haven't been asked to play in any of the major blockbuster types of movie - Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, Star Wars, any of that. Alec Guinness, who was one of England's most admired and able character actors, played Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars. He said he made more money off that movie than he'd made in all the movies he'd made prior to that. So I thought okay, my shot."

Okay, but Morgan did Hard Rain and Bruce Almighty, for crying out loud. I love the guy's work, but sticking to quality projects isn't his trademark. Might as well go big budget, then.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 01, 2005 6:55:00 am PDT #3581 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Is Morgan Freeman really playing OPPOSITE Katie Holmes? Like, are they the stars of the show? And love interests?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 7:18:49 am PDT #3582 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Man, I'll buy an extra ticket if that's the case.

Freeman has been in some questionable movies (that Stephen King psychic aliens one and Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves also come to mind), but I think he's one of a small group of actors who always turns in a good performance even when the surrounding movie is crap.


Glamcookie - Jun 01, 2005 7:31:05 am PDT #3583 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Last night I watched Mrs. Miniver and Angels with Dirty Faces . I enjoyed both. MM was sorta sappy until the war stuff and then it was really good. I liked Public Enemy better than AWDF, but a good gangster movie is always enjoyable. I like when the TV season ends so the GF and I can catch up on all of our DVDs.