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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Gris - May 31, 2005 8:18:40 am PDT #3540 of 10002
Hey. New board.

This is making me think of Chasing Amy, but I dare not google to make sure.

Haha. I forgot about that scene until you mentioned it. Those were some funny stories.


Steph L. - May 31, 2005 8:19:52 am PDT #3541 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Well, Garp doesn't have a sister. Although, his mom screws a comatose soldier (hence the existence of Garp), so you could say that the not-kosher, non-con sex issue is quite present.

Garp still has weird and inappropriate sex with -- hell, I can't remember any more -- a friend's wife?


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 8:45:30 am PDT #3542 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Just for the record, what sort of sex is not weird?


§ ita § - May 31, 2005 8:46:55 am PDT #3543 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::resists urge to google::

I think if you judge sex against itself, you're going to align "weird" within its boundaries. If all sex is weird, but some is really fucking weird, then the application of the term will shift.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 31, 2005 9:04:15 am PDT #3544 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I can't recall any other instances of specific circumstances that were identical to the one in question, so not quite a trope yet IMHO. But I have run across literature with other vaguely analogous mishaps. And Beecher and Robson acted out something like it on Oz, with the car crash being replaced by malicious intent.


Sophia Brooks - May 31, 2005 9:08:15 am PDT #3545 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

SCREWING YOUR SISTER I.E. INCEST issue John Irving has???

Wasn't this just in Hotel New Hampshire? And that family is all sorts of screwed up. (although, it is my favorite)


DavidS - May 31, 2005 9:25:00 am PDT #3546 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wasn't this just in Hotel New Hampshire? And that family is all sorts of screwed up. (although, it is my favorite)

Speaking of the Hotel New Hampshire, I TiVoed it this weekend just to catch a glimpse of the super tiny and wee young Seth Green in his movie debut as Egg.


Jessica - May 31, 2005 9:30:13 am PDT #3547 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bwah:

LONDON (Reuters) - Producers of the upcoming movie based on the blockbuster novel "The Da Vinci Code" were not allowed to film in Britain's Westminster Abbey after church officials denounced the book as "theologically unsound."

"Although a real page turner, 'The Da Vinci code' is theologically unsound and we cannot commend or endorse the contentious and wayward religious and historic suggestions made in the book -- nor its views of Christianity and the New Testament," the Abbey said in a statement.

"It would therefore be inappropriate to film scenes from the book here."


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 9:31:50 am PDT #3548 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I actually think it's a bad idea to allow filming in cathedrals anyway. On religious grounds: if you believe in the concept of sanctified ground, then you don't use it for entirely secular purposes.


Nutty - May 31, 2005 9:34:23 am PDT #3549 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

...Also, quoth the Abbey, "It would really suck to have to close for a day, because that 400-mile line of Americans waiting to get in would probably hurt us."

Although a real page turner, 'The Da Vinci code' is theologically unsound and we cannot commend or endorse the contentious and wayward religious and historic suggestions made in the book -- nor its views of Christianity and the New Testament.

For the record, this sentence is both more complex than you'll find in aforementioned page-turner, and possessed of more $0.50 words than you can shake an SAT booklet at.