Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.

Gunn ,'Power Play'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Strix - May 24, 2005 7:14:23 pm PDT #3352 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm so not a cutesy person, but o god, that was fucking adorable.

And narrated by Morgan Freeman! I never knew there was so much angst to the Penguin Love.


Kathy A - May 24, 2005 7:46:19 pm PDT #3353 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

There's an article in the latest EW about the penguin movie and a few other docs coming out this summer. The original French version has dialogue for the penguins read by actors, but the American distributor went with third-person narration by Freeman instead.


Gandalfe - May 24, 2005 8:17:46 pm PDT #3354 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.


Polter-Cow - May 24, 2005 10:03:25 pm PDT #3355 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

From IMDb:

The final Star Wars movie Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith has been slated by outraged fans, because it's riddled with continuity errors. Viewers have inundated website Moviemistakes.Com complaining director George Lucas's blockbuster contains 14 glaring mistakes. One film fan says of the latest film, "When he is telling Anakin how proud he is of him, Obi-wan's eye color shifts from Ewan McGregor's natural blue-green eyes to a dark brown." Another fumes, "When Samuel L. Jackson says, 'I don't think the boy can handle it, I don't trust him,' his lips don't match his dialogue." But the mistakes in the current release are nothing compared to the original 1977 film Episode IV - A New Hope which contained 214 mistakes, and its sequel The Empire Strikes Back, which contained 144 errors.


Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2005 3:32:24 am PDT #3356 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Re Matt's white font: I say we take off and nuke Yoda from space; it's the only way to be sure.

I probably got that quote totally wrong. *le sigh*


Calli - May 25, 2005 4:23:44 am PDT #3357 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oh. My. Sweet. God.

March of the Penguins is the most adorable thing I've ever seen. I think I sprained a facial muscle grinning at it. So, not dead of cute, as such. But a little damanged.


Volans - May 25, 2005 5:00:12 am PDT #3358 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Here's a young friend's take on summer movie trailers:

I saw Star Wars with Stephie [age 9] on Sunday. Many good previews at this flick; I was quite pleased with that. The last one was for the new Fantastic 4 movie. I was observing Stephie when this one came on, to see what she was making of it. I don't think she's ever seen a Fantaastic 4 comic, so I asked her, "What do you think? Should we see Fantastic 4 in the theater when it comes out?"

She deliberates for a couple seconds, then asks me, "Well, could we rent Fantastic 1 first, to see if I like it?"


Theodosia - May 25, 2005 6:45:46 am PDT #3359 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm objecting to Madagascar on the grounds that penguins (and most of the other animals pictured in the ads) are not native to Madagascar. The island is sometimes referred to as the 8th continent because, despite its proximity to the African coast, it has not had a land connection in a real real long time. So aside from flying things, it has two large animals in common with Africa: big crocodiles and pygmy hippos.

Le sigh. I had this trouble with a singing deaf-mute, too.


Jesse - May 25, 2005 6:51:17 am PDT #3360 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But that's the point of the movie -- they are zoo animals who end up in Madagascar as a result of wacky hijinks.


Jessica - May 25, 2005 7:12:43 am PDT #3361 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, the penguins are psychotic.