Sorry; complete other rant. I hate the Hooker With a Heart of Gold storyline, even when the hoor is as heart-stoppingly beautiful as Kidman was in Moulin Rouge.
I'm right there with you, honey.
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
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beathen - May 23, 2005 12:00:41 pm PDT #3242 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
§ ita § - May 23, 2005 12:01:24 pm PDT #3243 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hate the Hooker With a Heart of Gold storyline
Especially when the hooker won't put out just ONE MORE TIME, even to save the life or livelihood of her beloved. C'mon now. Who hasn't been all up in there yet?
Gris - May 23, 2005 12:04:46 pm PDT #3244 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Not allowed? Why?
I was joking. In a non-funny fashion. One of my pet peeves that twenty-somethings are so often cast as teens.
Betsy HP - May 23, 2005 12:05:10 pm PDT #3245 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
"all up in there"?
Nutty - May 23, 2005 12:05:19 pm PDT #3246 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Wait, you're advocating for Our Hero to have sex with a consumptive with active symptoms? I think, given my druthers, I'd prefer not to share such intimate things as bedsheets, rose petals, drinking glasses or my personal mucus membranes with a consumptive if it is all the same with you all.
Not being a fan of getting consumption myself, you know.
(Yes, I'm aware people did it all the time with consumptives, back in the day, but they also performed surgery without handwashing or anaesthetic, and I'm not a fan of that practice either.)
(Can you tell I never saw that movie?)
Gris - May 23, 2005 12:07:13 pm PDT #3247 of 10002
Hey. New board.
She doesn't want her to screw the hero. She's doing that anyway. She wants her to screw the gross bad guy so that the Show May Go On and they can live Happily Ever After.
To be fair, it was Ewan's character that didn't want her screwing him. It drove him a little mad.
Scrappy - May 23, 2005 12:08:18 pm PDT #3248 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ewan suffers very nicely. Very nicely indeed.
juliana - May 23, 2005 12:10:45 pm PDT #3249 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Ewan suffers very nicely. Very nicely indeed.
Very prettily and nicely.
I want to get the full DVD so I can have the extended remix dance sequence of "Tango de Roxanne". Guh.
§ ita § - May 23, 2005 12:12:51 pm PDT #3250 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"all up in there"?
Exactly that. Just use your imagination for the there.
Does he object to saving him via diseased nookie before she does?
Betsy HP - May 23, 2005 12:13:58 pm PDT #3251 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Who hasn't been all up in there yet?
Oh. Okay. I thought "all up in there" was some hip new idiom used by you crazy kids.