I was a little disapponted that the "Yoda has a sex scene" rumor turned out to be false. 'Course, I didn't really have to see the movie to know that. But it's still the most amusing rumor I've heard in a long time.
Gunn: You ready? Fred: Is no an acceptable answer?
'Lineage'
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Invisible Green - May 21, 2005 6:44:14 am PDT #3106 of 10002
§ ita § - May 21, 2005 6:49:38 am PDT #3107 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's the "Jabba eats Jar Jar" rumour that cracks me up.
Whitefonted for my own amusement, since it's false. But maybe you don't want to know it doesn't happen.
Betsy HP - May 21, 2005 6:52:54 am PDT #3108 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Believe me, I was hoping for that scene through the whole movie. I would have settled for "Large rock falls on Padme", though.
Man. Only George Lucas could get bad performances out of Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, AND Samuel L. Jackson.
Polter-Cow - May 21, 2005 7:01:16 am PDT #3109 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I thought Ewan did a good job. Samuel L. Jackson just sounded bored, though. I guess because his character has no...character.
Sean K - May 21, 2005 7:04:28 am PDT #3110 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Still haven't seen EpIII yet, but I do find myself asking:
What do you mean there's a Michael Bay Movie I kind of what to see???
It's the end of the world or something.
Betsy HP - May 21, 2005 7:07:38 am PDT #3111 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I thought Ewan was gunning for third place at your local bar's Alec Guinness Lookalike Contest.
Liese S. - May 21, 2005 7:15:13 am PDT #3112 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I was at the theater yesterday, quite decidedly not seeing III. I did, however, see the Guide again. This time round, I noticed that when Zaphod first meets Ford on the Heart of Gold, he calls him Ix. Hee, footnote readers of the world, unite!
I loved little details like that that make the whole thing work for people like me.
Also, was that Agrajag's statue of Arthur, in his multiple-me-murderer form in the background in Humma's temple thing? Cause it panned by pretty fast, but that's what I thought it was.
Sean K - May 21, 2005 7:15:25 am PDT #3113 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I thought Ewan was gunning for third place at your local bar's Alec Guinness Lookalike Contest.
I'm just wondering who taped a yorkie to Ewan's face for EpIII.
§ ita § - May 21, 2005 7:16:09 am PDT #3114 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
John Crichton.
Lilty Cash - May 21, 2005 7:19:16 am PDT #3115 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I'm just wondering who taped a yorkie to Ewan's face for EpIII.
That's a job I actually wouldn't mind having. Besides putting me in such close proximity to Ewan's face, there would be puppies.