I realise why I can't parse "tits" as positive -- I keep thinking of "tits up."
On the other hand, if you give a movie two tits up, is that a good or a bad?
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Frankenbuddha - May 20, 2005 9:28:22 am PDT #3073 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
DavidS - May 20, 2005 9:41:06 am PDT #3074 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
On the other hand, if you give a movie two tits up, is that a good or a bad?
Depends on the tits, no?
Wallace Shawn, I'd say it's a negative.
Salma Hayek, though...
Betsy HP - May 20, 2005 9:43:23 am PDT #3075 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Tits up always meant the same as "nine edge first" to me: dead.
Nutty - May 20, 2005 9:45:04 am PDT #3076 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I canna hear the phrase "tits up" except in Mike Myers' foghorn Scots accent. Sort of puts the kibosh on trying seriously to use it as slang.
Sean K - May 20, 2005 9:52:19 am PDT #3077 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Tits up always meant the same as "nine edge first" to me: dead.
Okay, that's what I understood "tits up" to mean, but what the heck is the etymology of "nine edge first"? I don't get that one, what does it mean besides "dead"?
Polter-Cow - May 20, 2005 10:00:09 am PDT #3078 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Nine edge first? I've never of that at all.
Betsy HP - May 20, 2005 10:07:35 am PDT #3079 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Old fogey computer industry in-joke. It's the correct orientation for a Hollerith punchcard, the kind your bills used to come with.
Kathy A - May 20, 2005 10:08:47 am PDT #3080 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
A funny look at the end of the Geek Golden Age.
Mr. Broom - May 20, 2005 10:10:41 am PDT #3081 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
It's from the days of punch-card computer programming:
"Each card had 12 rows (numbered 12, 11, then 0 through 9) and 80 columns. By punching holes in a column using a mechanical hand punch, you caused that column to have a meaning...Having punched your program onto a stack of several hundred cards, you took them to the computer room and delivered them to an operator, praying that he would not drop them (a computer program only works if its instructions are executed in the right order). The operator, in his own good time, would feed them into the card reader—"face down, 9 edge first", according to the instructions on the reader."
Atropa - May 20, 2005 10:13:55 am PDT #3082 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"Are you high, man? That Yoda scene wasn't tits; it was completely pants."
For some reason, I love this sentence madly.
Yes. I'm going to be muttering it under my breath all day.