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Nutty - May 18, 2005 8:17:02 am PDT #2954 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Cinema's most unique voice

Bad grammar! No biscuit!!


Betsy HP - May 18, 2005 8:18:16 am PDT #2955 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

The thing is, Clint Eastwood's voice doesn't fill me with joy at the first syllable. Both JEJ and KT make me think "My God, how can a voice possibly sound that good?" I genuinely would listen to either read the phone book.


§ ita § - May 18, 2005 8:19:05 am PDT #2956 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bad grammar! No biscuit!!

But ... but ... it fails semantically and passes structurally, right? Isn't it bad English but grammatically correct?


tommyrot - May 18, 2005 8:19:37 am PDT #2957 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Argh. Finally found my favorite Eastwood quote ever:

"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see my mule, he don't like nobody laughing. Gets the strange idea you're laughing at him. So, if you apologize like I know you're going to, then maybe he'll see that you didn't mean it." Clint Eastwood


§ ita § - May 18, 2005 8:20:40 am PDT #2958 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Clint Eastwood's voice doesn't fill me with joy at the first syllable

They didn't use the word "joy", though. They mentioned memorable and distinct and quirky. Clint's voice is iconic, more to me than Kathleen's, although I'd much rather listen to hers.


Nutty - May 18, 2005 8:20:50 am PDT #2959 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think that if I were nerdy enough to say, "Bad grasp of semantic constraints! No biscuit!!" then the joke would have passed by.

Mooooom, ita is following me around and asking me logic questions!


Betsy HP - May 18, 2005 8:21:19 am PDT #2960 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I think JEJ has the most iconic voice going. Seriously.


§ ita § - May 18, 2005 8:21:41 am PDT #2961 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that if I were nerdy enough to say, "Bad grasp of semantic constraints! No biscuit!!" then the joke would have passed by.

You are totally nerdy enough, and this is exactly the place to be that way.

ita is following me around and asking me logic questions!

Uh, you started it? No, you ... hey! Pretty shiny thing over there!


flea - May 18, 2005 8:40:23 am PDT #2962 of 10002
information libertarian

Welcome to Bell Atlantic.

ETA: Russell Crowe doesn't make 100? Maybe he's not iconic yet. But, nice voice, eh.


Jesse - May 18, 2005 8:42:53 am PDT #2963 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

THIS... is CNN.