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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Jessica - May 11, 2005 9:19:44 am PDT #2670 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(I got my info from Jess)

FEAR THE POWER OF THE SPOILER-WEILDER!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! t /evil

Since it has no bearing on the plot, I shall reveal in whitefont that Jar-Jar appears briefly in the background of 2 scenes, and does not talk. Unless George has made changes to the digital print more major than I'm aware of*, he does not, unfortunately, get eaten by Jabba.

*And the rumour is that he HAS made some changes, so see it in digital if at all possible, since the film print was struck a few weeks ago and is by now completely obsolete.

§ ita § - May 11, 2005 9:20:30 am PDT #2671 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That would have been the coolest thing ever. Well, other than resurrecting Darth Maul, and having him raise Boba Fett.

Aims - May 11, 2005 9:21:06 am PDT #2672 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

AND THEN both of them get eaten by Jabba!!!

§ ita § - May 11, 2005 9:21:55 am PDT #2673 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

AND THEN both of them get eaten by Jabba!!!

Their clothes, maybe. You're kinda sick.

Aims - May 11, 2005 9:24:24 am PDT #2674 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I know. You love me.

tommyrot - May 11, 2005 9:39:03 am PDT #2675 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I too am sad over Maul's demise. The Sith are always cooler than the Jedi.

I bet the Sith have better parties too.

Glamcookie - May 11, 2005 9:40:49 am PDT #2676 of 10002

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I like that female wanna-be-Sith from the Clone Wars cartoon. Asaaj or something like that. She rocks!

Sean K - May 11, 2005 9:44:43 am PDT #2677 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I too am sad over Maul's demise. The Sith are always cooler than the Jedi.

Yeah. I was just pissed that Maul never spoke. We never really got to know him.

I like that female wanna-be-Sith from the Clone Wars cartoon. Asaaj or something like that. She rocks!

She kicked butt.

tommyrot - May 11, 2005 9:46:14 am PDT #2678 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I like that female wanna-be-Sith from the Clone Wars cartoon. Asaaj or something like that. She rocks!

ITA²!

(ASAJJ VENTRESS is her name.)

Although I think she looks far cooler in her cartoon incarnation (down the page): [link]

tommyrot - May 11, 2005 9:47:20 am PDT #2679 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. I was just pissed that Maul never spoke. We never really got to know him.

Yes he did. He talked to Sideous - said something like, "At last we can reveal ourselved to the Jedi. At last our revenge will something something something."

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