Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


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Jessica - May 06, 2005 5:23:55 am PDT #2507 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The latest spin from the Ranch is that Anakin was SUPPOSED to be petulantly annoying. Given what I've heard about HC in other movies (from Jessica, among others), I'm almost willing to believe it was deliberate. Almost.

I don't believe it was deliberate, but I do believe it was Lucas' fault and not Hayden's.

And he is better in this one. Not 100%, but he's better. There's less whining.


§ ita § - May 06, 2005 7:19:28 am PDT #2508 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My heart bleeds for the chick:

Sexy actress Eva Green has slammed director Ridley Scott for removing most of the raunchy sex scene she had with screen hunk Orlando Bloom from new movie Kingdom of Heaven. Green enjoyed playing Bloom's lover Princess Sybilla in the film, but was devastated to discover Scott had deleted "the best bits" because he deemed them too shocking. She says, "It is a pity because we spent so long getting it just right."


Jessica - May 06, 2005 7:20:35 am PDT #2509 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"It is a pity because we spent so long getting it just right."

Oh, that poor poor girl, to have spent all that time making out with Orlando Bloom for nothing.


§ ita § - May 06, 2005 7:22:47 am PDT #2510 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She sacrifices for her art, and look what happens!


Jessica - May 06, 2005 7:26:14 am PDT #2511 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So that she won't have to suffer any more, I will nobly volunteer to take her place at any future Orlando Bloom makeout sessions. I am just that selfless.


Aims - May 06, 2005 7:26:27 am PDT #2512 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't have any art perse, but I'd gladly sacrifice my shoes and handbags.


Dana - May 06, 2005 7:39:33 am PDT #2513 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So I'm 20 minutes into Phantom of the Opera. My first thought, if I were making a movie out of a famous musical, would have been to find people that could actually sing, since they're not only in a *musical*, but half of them are playing opera stars or Angels of Music.

This must be why they don't pay me the big bucks.


Betsy HP - May 06, 2005 7:42:57 am PDT #2514 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Yup.

Or, in the good old-fashioned Holllywood way, DUB WITH STUNT SINGERS. Really. All of us thank you.


Aims - May 06, 2005 7:43:47 am PDT #2515 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is the Christine bad? Or the men and Minnie?


Betsy HP - May 06, 2005 7:45:14 am PDT #2516 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

The Phantom strains on the high notes instead of tossing them off effortlessly. Raoul is the only really competent one, as well as all the small roles.