However, I've seen Velvet Goldmine often enough (I've owned it for five years) to half-expect my Batman to put on eyeliner and masturbate to pictures of Ewan boykissage.

Yes, this.

Of course, this explains one of my problems with the current Star Wars movies. I kept expecting Obi-Wan to either be covered in glitter or to start singing and take off his pants.

I don't expect it. I'm just really, really hopeful.

And, thusfar, disappointed.

I have to give him props though, Ewan's flawless vocal imitation of Alec Guinness is the one shining positive of the trilogy so far.

I have to give him props though, Ewan's flawless vocal imitation of Alec Guinness is the one shining positive of the trilogy so far.

Ewan has definitely been the one thing I've been able to focus on to at least have the semblence of a good time. However, all the pictures from RotS look like he's been taking beard grooming advice from John Crichton.

The best I can say about Ewan in the one trilogy movie I saw was that he hasn't been tarnished in my mind by the association. Unlike, sadly, Samuel L and Liam Neeson.

The Star Wars films have given Ewan the money to allow him to show us his dick many, many more times.

Also to motorcycle around the world.

The Star Wars films have given Ewan the money to allow him to show us his dick many, many more times.

Yes, but what if he views it as enough money to be able to hide his assets forever after?

what if he views it as enough money to be able to hide his assets forever after?

He's on a mission. He won't rest until it's done.

Yes, but what if he views it as enough money to be able to hide his assets forever after?

Hah! Obviously you don't know him well enough. He's shown his wedding tackle more than Harvey Keitel, and just a little less than Julian Sands.