Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


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erikaj - Apr 21, 2005 9:04:38 am PDT #2102 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

ita is me, here. They aren't good, but hard to stay away from. And you can make Morgan Freeman say the dumbest crap in the world and make it make sense.(Don't tell George Lucas. He'll make Freeman not so free and cage him at Skywalker Ranch.)


Jars - Apr 21, 2005 11:06:28 am PDT #2103 of 10002

Have people been watching the production diaries at kongisking.net? Because the newest one is cracking my shit up.

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§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:08:01 am PDT #2104 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love that they're torrenting the diaries -- not just legal usage of the technology, but legitimately using it to share video.


Lilty Cash - Apr 21, 2005 12:13:01 pm PDT #2105 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I just finished Showtime's Reefer Madness . Now I have to figure out how to use my dusty and long unused VCR so I can tape it and show it to my friends. I loved it.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 7:29:10 pm PDT #2106 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Crash vs. Crash.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 4:29:22 am PDT #2107 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oddly, this doesn't make me want to see the movie more:

Hugh Jackman is in his native Australia secretly shooting scenes for pal Bryan Singer's upcoming Superman movie. Website IESB.Net reports Jackman will play Clark Kent's adoptive father Jonathan Kent in flashback scenes in the much anticipated Superman Returns. Newcomer Brandon Routh will play Superman/Clark Kent in the new film, while movie veteran Eva Marie Saint will play his adoptive mother Martha Kent. The film also features Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth, Parker Posey, James Marsden, Frank Langella and Kal Penn, as well as archive footage of the late Marlon Brando, who played Superman's father Jor-El in the first Superman film in 1978.


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 4:51:08 am PDT #2108 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Wait, Hugh Jackman will be the on-screen husband of Eva Marie Saint? Let's hear it for May-December marriages.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 22, 2005 5:40:27 am PDT #2109 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think Eva Marie Saint will be playing current Ma Kent rather than the flashback version. But that casting is just wrong—Pa Kent isn't supposed to be hotter and more buff than Clark!


Kate P. - Apr 22, 2005 5:49:54 am PDT #2110 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

The film also features Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth, Parker Posey, James Marsden, Frank Langella and Kal Penn,

Huh. It's going to be a little odd seeing Wolverine and Cyclops in a Superman movie.


Lyra Jane - Apr 22, 2005 5:53:26 am PDT #2111 of 10002
Up with the sun

They hired Parker Posey, and she's *not* playing Lois Lane? That's just wrong.