I have never seen Top Gun. It's a thing. Much like the way I have never seen Grease, except for totally different reasons, but otherwise the same.
I don't even KNOW you, man!
Teppy, thanks for reminding me that I'm just about due for my mid-morning sugar and caffeine break.
Trust me, sweetie: you don't need it.
Gah, I hate "Grease." Everyone thinks it's so wholesome, but all I see is "I'll like you when you act like a slut".
Top Gun
was magical, man. I missed the John Hughes boat, but if I'd been in the States, maybe I'd have gotten on.
Top Gun
didn't care about borders or ages.
Everyone thinks it's so wholesome
The "chick's'll cream" "pussy wagon"
Grease,
or some other version?
Also Armageddon! You can't argue with Armageddon!
Yes, actually. I can. Won't, but can.
I also adore
The Fifth Element
but I'm completely meh on Bruce himself. Good movies don't require good acting, necessarily - I don't see anybody praising Jovavich on the strength of that movie, after all. I mean, he's decent, better than an awful lot of people out there (definitely better than Ford, I'd say, to go way back in the thread, but Ford totally bugs me in everything that doesn't have "Indiana" or "Star" in the title), but he doesn't specifically inspire me to see anything. His was definitely my least favorite part of
Sin City,
and I blame that partially on him (if mostly on Alba). He's also the worst part of
Pulp Fiction.
Of course, I also have this theory that Bruce Willis is the best when he's being fatherly. His best
Sin City
bit is the bit when Jessica Alba is played by little Makenzie Vega (little sister of
Spy Kids'
Alexa Vega, btw) and he's pretty fabulous in all of his scenes with Haley Joel Osment in
The Sixth Sense
(another personal favorite movie, btw, and one of the four DVDs I bought the day I got my own DVD player, along with
Good Will Hunting, American Beauty,
and
The Matrix)
. I also liked him in the stinker
Mercury Rising,
where his main strength is, again, working with the kid. He's good with them. So any movie where he costars with a kid, that I'll see. But him alone? Meh. Does nothing for me.
Of course, I also have this theory that Bruce Willis is the best when he's being fatherly
As in, for example,
Armageddon!
What's more fatherly than chasing Ben Affleck round an oil rig with a shotgun, eh?
Generally I agree, but his next project has Ewan MacGregor and Djimon Honsou in it. You can see the bind I'm in.
That would be the big budget remake of
PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR (even though we're not saying that's what it is)
, right?
Armageddon!
The Musical!
That would be the big budget remake of PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR (even though we're not saying that's what it is) , right?
No, Frank, this is SEND IN THE CLONES, PART TWO.
Er...yes. But with very very pretty people.