Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - talks a little bit about which cast members from the first movie are coming back for the second.
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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sumi - Mar 25, 2005 9:52:46 am PST #1287 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Kathy A - Mar 25, 2005 10:25:52 am PST #1288 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Love this review of Miss Congeniality 2, especially the end:
The only thing that kept this thin, bland gruel of inconsequential characters, scrawny story, and feeble wit from heading straight to DVD is Sandra Bullock's name--her actual presence does nothing to elevate the proceedings. You can totally imagine Gracie running into other TV characters and not being able to hold her own against them. Like, say, Gil Grissom's nightshift CSI team, seeing as she is on their home turf, after all. Grissom would scowl a lot at her idiotic scatterbrainedness and say things like "I guess our federal friends really are so overextended with the war on terror that they've got to scrape the bottom of the barrel for ordinary kidnappings," and Catherine would scowl a lot and say things like "Oh, pul-leeze, as if that boa and those heels could make her fabulous." And Gracie's new partner, Sam Fuller (Regina King), could actually follow through on her threat--"I can't deal with her. I'll kill her. And I'll enjoy it."--and then, if we got lucky, Grissom and Catherine would get to see Gracie's decayed and mutilated body pulled from a dumpster behind a seedy rundown casino, or from a shallow desert grave where she'd be all desiccated and stuff.
Alibelle - Mar 25, 2005 10:45:52 am PST #1289 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I want to see Miss Congeniality 2. Also, Ice Princess.
§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 6:16:06 pm PST #1290 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
quester - Mar 25, 2005 6:51:10 pm PST #1291 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
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I know this music.
Alibelle - Mar 25, 2005 7:17:42 pm PST #1292 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I don't know, ita. Gwyneth is pretty tough.
I got Carol Burnett.
§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 7:20:55 pm PST #1293 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gwyneth is pretty tough.
Word. If not for her pregnancy, that'd have been her accepting the Oscar for Million Dollar Baby.
Alibelle - Mar 25, 2005 7:23:20 pm PST #1294 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Exactly. That baby is just holding her back. She's fierce enough to satisfy even Tyra Banks.
Gandalfe - Mar 25, 2005 7:28:19 pm PST #1295 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
I'm Gene Hackman. This frightens me.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2005 7:40:04 pm PST #1296 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm Gene Hackman. This frightens me.
Yeah, but it means you're really good in anything.
t /MST3K