You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit.
Swordfish.
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You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit.
Swordfish.
Isn't that nice and meta? Also -- ironic.
It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
We have things to sell. ORANGE things.
Be seeing you!
There's so much rage going around we're damn lucky we have the movies to help us vent it.
What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds--country AND western!
This is the wottle, the symbol of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or hold it in your hand. AMEN!
I've always known I was meant to dominate your sex and avenge my own.