It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2012 10:33:51 am PDT #9604 of 10535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What age? How old is he?


Polter-Cow - Aug 21, 2012 10:34:23 am PDT #9605 of 10535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He turns 29 in October.


Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2012 10:36:49 am PDT #9606 of 10535
brillig

It may be a reaction to apparent age, he had a very isolated upbringing.

ie: his innocence level seems higher than most.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2012 10:42:09 am PDT #9607 of 10535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, okay.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 21, 2012 11:34:04 am PDT #9608 of 10535
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Was he raised in the wild by Muppets? Because that's the impression I'm getting from how intensely *everything* must be reacted to.


Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2012 12:32:03 pm PDT #9609 of 10535
brillig

I would think by this time some of the tropes of storytelling would be sinking in.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2012 12:45:45 pm PDT #9610 of 10535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mark Reads. Again, like the first time. All over again.


Polgara - Aug 21, 2012 1:19:55 pm PDT #9611 of 10535
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

I just wish he wasn't so in love with Saint Cordelia. Makes me want to vomit.


billytea - Aug 21, 2012 1:24:28 pm PDT #9612 of 10535
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Mark Reads. Again, like the first time. All over again.

Once more, with MY FEELINGS.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 21, 2012 4:58:16 pm PDT #9613 of 10535
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

No, Once more, with ALL THE FEELINGS!