Xander ,'Empty Places'
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Dude, have you ever looked at a horse's skull? That is a brain the size of an apple, wrapped in a watermelon's worth of bone. I don't know how effective my jumpin' boots would be. Also? A cheetah's head is a lot closer to the floor.
Details, schmetails.
Better than trying to saw it with a riding crop.
Y'know, I was going to say that this coversation has taken a weird turn, but then I realized that we're Buffistas, and weird turn is part of our regular set of directions...
When I picture someone beating a dead horse, the horse is hooked up to a cart. I don't know if this is just my brain or if there was a story to go with the cliche or what.
Sometimes, there is a stream just beyond the horse, which the person doing the beating will not be able to lead the horse to, nor make it drink from.
Is the cart before the horse?
What color is the horse?
Is the cart before the horse?
t Closes eyes
Huh. Never noticed that before. It kind of is.
What color is the horse?
Pink gingham.
Duh.
Is the cart before the horse?
No, but the barn door was shut after the horse left.
Pink gingham.
Ride the pink gingham horse? Sounds....naughty.
Ride the pink gingham horse? Sounds....naughty.
That's totally a drug reference. Though I am too square to know exactly what it means. Or too straight. Or whatever the kids are saying these days.