And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 12:40:17 pm PDT #852 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And if that picture is anything to go by, the winner also gets Claudia Black's legs.


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 12:40:49 pm PDT #853 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Hmm. Are they still attached?


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 1:17:06 pm PDT #854 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

The L.A. Times, very very late to the party, finally realizes that Galaxy Quest is a documentary. [link]


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 2:29:12 pm PDT #855 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Has anybody (Consuela?) ever seen a Farscape script, as opposed to a transcript? Are they full of amusing stage directions?


Consuela - Apr 08, 2005 5:03:27 pm PDT #856 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have a script for Won't Get Fooled Again, and for, um. John Quixote, I think. I forget about the stage directions, and I'm too lazy to go look.

That's a sad article. I'm not that sad.

... am I? t is afraid


Dana - Apr 09, 2005 3:26:03 pm PDT #857 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

People like Craig Parker and Sala Baker were at DragonCon last year. I think it's fascinating to hear them talk.

Also, that article doesn't really mention any of the myriad problems with Creation that I've heard about.


Betsy HP - Apr 09, 2005 4:07:59 pm PDT #858 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Creation is generally mentioned with loathing among fans.


Consuela - Apr 09, 2005 6:01:14 pm PDT #859 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Although I have heard that the Creation Xena cons are great fun. I have not had fabulous experiences with Creation cons. I'm really looking forward to Vividcon, which I expect to be a far better, and meatier, experience.


Betsy HP - Apr 09, 2005 6:31:59 pm PDT #860 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Suela, we just watched "Meltdown" followed by "Scratch and Sniff". Your name is mud among my relatives and hangers-on.


Consuela - Apr 09, 2005 6:55:57 pm PDT #861 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Scratch-n-Sniff? I LOVE S-N-S.

Well, okay, with the rape parallels, ew. But Raxil! Played by Francesca Bueller! And the whole rant about The Great Crichton and D'Argo! It doesn't make any sense, but I love Pilot's snark and drunk John trying to tell the story...

Consider it a placeholder episode -- look at where MJ is, in comparison to TJ. Besides, now you can read Written on a Thumbnail...