Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Nutty - Jan 18, 2006 5:00:22 am PST #6628 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Aww. Who doesn't like Face from the A-Team?

I mean, who can't like the name Dirk Benedict? It's such a porn star name!


Jars - Jan 18, 2006 5:12:47 am PST #6629 of 10001

He gave a lecture at one of the societies in my college a few years back. I didn't go, but I remember reading an interview with him in the college newspaper. He came off as... a little right-wing, I guess? In some ways, anyway, just weird in others. Apparently he got rid of bowel cancer with a microbiotic diet. I don't remember much of it except not liking him after reading it.


DXMachina - Jan 18, 2006 5:21:35 am PST #6630 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ya know, the A-Team maps pretty well to the original SG-1 team - gray-haired, wise cracking leader (Hannibal, Jack), large muscle man of few words with odd hair and gold jewelry (B.A., Teal'c), flake (Murdock, Daniel), and, well, Face and Sam are both intelligent and blonde.

Now I'm imaging Teal'c saying, "Indeed, I pity the fool."


Nutty - Jan 18, 2006 5:28:25 am PST #6631 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think Murdock wins the Flake Olympics hands down, however. Also, he could fly a helicopter.


Consuela - Jan 18, 2006 5:31:57 am PST #6632 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Now I'm imaging Teal'c saying, "Indeed, I pity the fool."

BWah! Ah, but did Murdock turn into a large glowy squid thing?


Jars - Jan 18, 2006 5:34:42 am PST #6633 of 10001

Who do we think would win in a Mr. T vs. Teal'c 'arms folded glare-off' event?


Consuela - Jan 18, 2006 5:37:16 am PST #6634 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, Teal'c, absolutely. Cause he can raise his eyebrow.


Jars - Jan 18, 2006 5:38:14 am PST #6635 of 10001

But Mr. T has pity.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 5:38:50 am PST #6636 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's his weakness.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2006 5:39:19 am PST #6637 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But Mr. T has pity.

Pity especially tailored for fools.