Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

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§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 9:47:29 pm PST #5830 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Torchwood! Oh, that explains...never mind.

That site says that lungs fill with water, but I found other studies, based off of autopsies that said they didn't.

Irrelevant, anyway. Whyever they sink, they sink. Now, can the immortal gain...ground by swimming upwards? How long are they alive? Fuck, if they have water in their lungs, don't they drown again right away? How could they even walk out? Even if their recuperation drives the water out (like the bullets may be expelled) there's nowhere to get oxygen from.


WindSparrow - Dec 26, 2005 10:12:59 pm PST #5831 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Irrelevant, anyway. Whyever they sink, they sink. Now, can the immortal gain...ground by swimming upwards? How long are they alive? Fuck, if they have water in their lungs, don't they drown again right away? How could they even walk out? Even if their recuperation drives the water out (like the bullets may be expelled) there's nowhere to get oxygen from.

Well, I had the idea from that ep. in which Duncan washed up on the shore of a Japanese island, that he had drowned in a shipwreck, stayed dead while under the water, then revived after he got to shore. Which, of course, flies in the face of cousin Connor being fully conscious, and not drowning in the first place while wandering about on the bottom of the lock.


Fiona - Dec 27, 2005 1:53:08 am PST #5832 of 10001

Torchwood! Oh, that explains...never mind.

Yep, need a bit of cross-media backstory to understand that one. Everyone knows it's an anagram, right?


tiggy - Dec 27, 2005 2:24:20 am PST #5833 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Everyone knows it's an anagram, right?

yep. very clever, they are.

do we know the premise of Torchwood?


Polter-Cow - Dec 27, 2005 3:15:29 am PST #5834 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yes.


tiggy - Dec 27, 2005 3:50:59 am PST #5835 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

so poor Captain Jack is going to be earthbound?


Nutty - Dec 27, 2005 5:30:37 am PST #5836 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

But the real issue is -- if a drowned corpse sinks, it'll sink to the bottom of a 20-foot lake. But will it sink to the bottom of the Marianas Trench? The density at the bottom of a deep-sea trench is so high that it would do all sorts of other things, like the nitrogen effect that causes the bends. Theoretically, at least, you could end up with a corpse that is under water, but "floating" because it isn't dense enough to go any lower.

So the dude, after waking up, wouldn't even be able to walk his way home -- he'd have to swim.

This is why it is bad to think too hard about sci-fi, isn't it?


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 5:32:52 am PST #5837 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, corpses are more likely to float in saltwater.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 6:26:31 am PST #5838 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And cold water. Poor bugger'd get to some sort of homeostasis, or be like those strange oil thermometers.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 27, 2005 6:33:04 am PST #5839 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Doesn't organic matter eventually settle to the sea floor regardless? There's all that sediment down there, and not a solid crust of dead fish covering the entire ocean...