A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
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Best. Evil penguin. Evah. (eta: Monty Python)
Scott
Listen, I gotta fight the lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already.
Schlick
But why couldn't you fight a penguin?
McRettin
Great! (falls over)
Scott
Fight a rotten penguin?
Schlick
It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.
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See Ensign Oates' frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin...
Oates looks up in horror, a shadow crosses him. Reverse shot of model penguin (quite small, about a foot) which lights up and looks electric. The penguin is close to the camera in the foreground and appears huge. Oates looks around desperately then starts to undress. Shot of penguin throwing tentacle. Half-nude Oates struggles with it. Intercut a lot of phoney reverses. Oates by now clad only in posing briefs sees a stone. He picks up the stone, then camera zooms into above-naval shot; he removes his briefs, puts the stone in the briefs, twirls it like a sling, and releases stone. The penguin is hit on beak, and falls over backwards.
There are also the penguins in Orcbusters, which have a voracious hunger for ruthless Machiavellian diplomacy. That's pretty evil.
Quick! Someone name the 1st to the 7th plague!
George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Condi Rice, Don Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzales, Bill Frist? I might have them in the wrong order.
I need some help. I just created my first icon. It's one of those many pictured ones. After it goes through the pictures it stops. How do I get it to loop?
I think you meant to post in Buffistechnology, but there should be an option when you create the GIF to "loop infinitely."
I think you meant to post in Buffistechnology, but there should be an option when you create the GIF to "loop infinitely."
Oops. Forgot about that thread. Thank you.
ETA: I fixed it. Thank you.
Bluff. I feel blue. Can anybody recommend some really silly fic? I know about the penguins already. Good sillyfic, not badfic.
Oh, and cofax, shrift, and Nestra, I have given your names as character references (for a fannish thing, not a real-life thing.) If you are contacted, please to not tell them about the dead ferret.
Melpomene - I have 3 screen caps from Odds, but only one of them is usable for an icon. It isn't the greatest quality, but I sent it to your profile addy.
Silly fic? Hmmm.
We've finally decided to announce the BSO update after having lots of technical issues with the site (still unresolved, so wonky formatting galore in this one) and lemme see. OK, there aren't a lot of silly fic in this update...
Wait. Have you read Auburn's "Zelenka's Still"? (It's down in the SGA section of the update.) It's a complete riot, and would work even if SGA isn't your primary fandom as long as you're sort of familiar with the characters. Shaye's BSG/Vorkosigan thing in the crossover section is also marvellous fun, if you're familiar with the Miles books.
