I Married Methos
Sounds like a "wacky" sitcom.
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
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Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2005 4:59:29 am PST #5124 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Kalshane - Nov 04, 2005 5:10:00 am PST #5125 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Of course, if you marry Methos you have 38 ex-wives to contend with. Though most, if not all, of them are dead so it's probably not as big of an issue.
Betsy HP - Nov 04, 2005 5:11:18 am PST #5126 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yes, but is he EVER going to scream out the right name in bed?
askye - Nov 04, 2005 5:18:05 am PST #5127 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
With the experience that Methos would bring to the bed I woudn't care if he screamed his own name.
Dana - Nov 04, 2005 5:23:04 am PST #5128 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Or Duncan's.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 5:27:41 am PST #5129 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In fact, I really, really wouldn't mind if he screamed Duncan's.
In fact, if the F were not so much with me, but the man I was to M -- it can be Duncan, not Richie.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2005 5:31:10 am PST #5130 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Of course, if you marry Methos you have 38 ex-wives to contend with. Though most, if not all, of them are dead so it's probably not as big of an issue.
Ah, so more like We Married Methos then? Wackier and wackier. Who plays the annoying but lovable neighbor?
Dana - Nov 04, 2005 5:33:45 am PST #5131 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Did we ever actually see any of Methos' ex-wives? Also, I think the number is somewhere in the 60's.
Zenkitty - Nov 04, 2005 5:46:43 am PST #5132 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I think Methos said 38 wives.
And my response was, that's all?
I'm with ita on the FCM scenario.
Vortex - Nov 04, 2005 5:47:41 am PST #5133 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
In fact, I really, really wouldn't mind if he screamed Duncan's.
there's actually a decent Smallville fic where Lex is an immortal and meets Duncan and Methos. While the Clex is happening, there's also some Muncan (?)