Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

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Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 7:45:51 am PDT #4566 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm thinking that the Galactica crew has both first and last names, and the Pegasus crew doesn't. Therefore, they'll somehow win.


Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 7:47:03 am PDT #4567 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Ooh, good call. Furthermore, is anybody on Pegasus in the credits? No.

Did anybody notice -- has the number of survivors gone up this week to include the Pegasus dudes?


Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 7:48:15 am PDT #4568 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm pretty sure it did, yes.


Nutty - Sep 27, 2005 7:50:41 am PDT #4569 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

On reason the chief isn't terribly likely to die is the flying tanning bed that he built. If they're ever going to get cool new toys, they need somebody around to build them, right? They can't just conveniently discover some random inventor/engineer survivors each season, or, I mean, they can, but that would make me laugh really really hard.

(Of course, this is a show doomed to gray t-shirts and ugly uniforms till the end of its run, unless they liberate, you know, a silk-factory ship from the evil evil fashionista cylons. Or they could hold an Obligala once every year, and just never explain where all the new snazzy dresses come from.)

Being able to spot the meta-reasons is kind of like being psychic!


Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 7:51:25 am PDT #4570 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I really love that touch. Imagine if each Buffy ep had started with the current population of Sunnydale.

HUMANS: 20000 (and one Starbucks)
VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, AND WEIRD PUDDLES OF GOO: 579


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2005 7:51:34 am PDT #4571 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, all we gotta do is calculate how much it went up by, subtract one for the dead dude, count everyone else on Pegausus and subtract them, and, um.... take the additive inverse of the result, and that's how many of the Pegasus crew are Cylons.


Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 7:52:17 am PDT #4572 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

They can't just conveniently discover some random inventor/engineer survivors each season, or, I mean, they can, but that would make me laugh really really hard.

Except they already have -- Pegasus' deck chief is an aeronautical engineer who used to build engines for a living.

BUT THE CHIEF WILL NOT DIE. I SAY SO.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 27, 2005 7:52:40 am PDT #4573 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Of course, this is a show doomed to gray t-shirts and ugly uniforms till the end of its run, unless they liberate, you know, a silk-factory ship from the evil evil fashionista cylons.

Lucifer!


Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 7:52:50 am PDT #4574 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

LISTEN TO JESSICA, UNIVERSE, FOR WHAT SHE SAYS IS SOOTH.


sumi - Sep 27, 2005 7:53:17 am PDT #4575 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

You know, they've got an aeronautical engineer as their chief, but I bet he'd not bother building something fun and new for the Pegasus what with having been shang-haied by the Pegasus and all.