Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.

'Trash'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2005 6:48:19 am PST #406 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Farscape swearing guide.


Almare - Mar 20, 2005 6:56:36 am PST #407 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

I LOVE divergent Sam and Daniel.

I also love Carlos. Who remembers Daniels student Carlos?

I have to agree with Matt, I want to see the bizarro timeline. It's the old Sam, Daniel, and Jack whom we love, only bitchier, angrier, and more insecure.

The only problem, is that I know I'll miss JerrySpringerFan! Tealc


Almare - Mar 20, 2005 6:59:43 am PST #408 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

The best thing about Divergent Jack is that he LOVES his universe. To him, there is no better world right now than sittin' on a boat and goin' fishin'.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2005 7:12:50 am PST #409 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Divergent Jack looks really pissy and not that happy.


Almare - Mar 20, 2005 7:38:03 am PST #410 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

I disagree. Divergent Jack is always pissy when DC people are bothering him, or when crazy/annoying people won't leave him alone. The few seconds where neither of the two were involved, there was a complete lack of piss.


Consuela - Mar 20, 2005 9:31:03 am PST #411 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

AU!Jack hates the world. He lost his son, he lost his wife. He never got called to go on the Greatest Adventure Ever, he never re-found the faith and hope he got on the first Abydos mission. He never found a purpose in saving the world on a weekly basis. He never got his sense of humor back, beyond the most basic.

AU!Jack is fishing and waiting to die. People, he has decided, hurt you. Or you hurt them. He doesn't want it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2005 9:35:55 am PST #412 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The only problem, is that I know I'll miss JerrySpringerFan! Tealc

This makes me afraid there could be some Jaffa flabotnum thing in 3,000 BC that gets Original Recipe Tealc frozen in a sarcophagus and thawed out just in time. We haven't seen his AU version yet, have we?


Consuela - Mar 20, 2005 9:50:50 am PST #413 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

No, we haven't. I expect that if we do, he'll be fairly bitter and unpleasant, rather like other AU versions of himself. Even if he has had his consciousness raised by Bra'tac (and there's no reason he wouldn't have), he's had 8 more years of blood on his hands.


brenda m - Mar 20, 2005 10:51:55 am PST #414 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

t Averting eyes since I missed the Friday shows

Funny. Paul Gross is playing John Diefenbaker in The Tommy Douglas Story


Betsy HP - Mar 20, 2005 2:03:30 pm PST #415 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I just watched "Dream A Little Dream".

Please, I beg of you, tell me it never gets worse than this.

Props to Suela for still spearheading the renewal campaign after an episode that is one long hyperextended lawyer joke, and not even a funny one.